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milfgod 🌧️ 12 minutes ago

Neocities giving me a hard time tonite

bucketfish 🎨 50 minutes ago

almost june holidays almost june holidays. planning to redo my website soon

niceopod 😎 1 hour ago

just set up syncthing on my computer and phone. good riddance google photos!

madqubit πŸ’Ύ 3 hours ago

So I'm a ham radio operator and a person that likes Mainframes. So I'm doing the only logical thing. Putting a mainframe on the air.

jwhighwind πŸ€– 3 hours ago

finished a book about angry "morally grey" lesbians and got recced Diary of a Wimpy Kid...don't worry ya'll, the algorithms are working fine

loveletterworm 😢 3 hours ago

The deep fry thermometer was broken. I accidentally fried chicken in soap. My mom insists its fine but I have to live with this forever

lazybones πŸ’€ 4 hours ago

tired of having to figure out dinner every night for the rest of my life

akpa πŸ“– 4 hours ago

researching zines in bed at 11pm

king 🌧️ 5 hours ago

hoping the weather gets better soon...

splattacks 🎢 8 hours ago

the mario kart wii soundtrack goes so hard

zeeslag 😑 13 hours ago

AAAAH the printer wont work!!!!

wolves πŸ’€ 16 hours ago

3000 books vs 0.001 concentration

isapocky πŸ€” 19 hours ago

nothing to dooo

airdoggy πŸ‘½ 20 hours ago

Dreaming about my future career as a politician

machine_cat 🐱 21 hours ago

a cat has entered the status cafe :3

m15o β˜• 22 hours ago

Made a batch of cold brew, and it tastes great

maxweil πŸ’€ 1 day ago

went to a con this weekend, had an absolute blast. it's great being among so many of 'my people'.

technoqueer πŸ’€ 1 day ago

just finished hypnospace.....they did not have to do zane like that at the end LMAO

bliss-net ✨ 1 day ago

Okay, I set up the status update widget on my site, yee yee!πŸ˜πŸ’―πŸ”₯πŸ‘Œ

red πŸ₯° 1 day ago

music sounds so much better on vinyl

twitchcoded 🎢 1 day ago

i desperately need to make some musician OCs,,, i'm missing the orchestras and wind bands i used to play in a lot right now :(

sanelkukic πŸ”₯ 1 day ago

gotta stay hydrated

biko 🍺 1 day ago

went to the night market

sage πŸ€’ 1 day ago

blehhhhh, vertigo :(

melon 🌱 2 days ago

If everyone had a pet cactus they had to carry around, the world would be a better place :^3

forest ❀️ 2 days ago

waking up to gf calling me (to wake me up) is such a beloved feeling (esp when its usually me calling her to wake her up)

juette ✨ 2 days ago

trans gender

tamakodo πŸ‘½ 3 days ago

i think aliens are just donkey kong so i can go to sleep at night

coriander πŸ• 3 days ago

interesting... you can feed your wobble and another wobble, but you cannot feed two other wobbles.

jamoncio πŸ”₯ 3 days ago

Melted hog

claeiy πŸ€” 3 days ago

need 2 make a personal favicon but idk what to make it. a frog seems too obvious lol.

evenstar πŸ€’ 4 days ago

why are migraines even a thing...what's the evolutionary point of them...;_;

futureperfect 😱 4 days ago

Only one day until 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

vukky πŸ™‚ 4 days ago

happy 70,000 views to me!

themichibear 😱 4 days ago

I keep forgetting to catch up on Dracula Daily

noxxa 😑 4 days ago

need a poo

bluejay023 😑 4 days ago

lost my camera two days ago! how nice, it was only a gift from my uncle

josef πŸ€” 4 days ago

site redesign done! time for actually adding content. :/

aelphaba πŸ’Ύ 4 days ago

I'm on arch now btw :3c (this is apparently obligatory?)

grim πŸ”₯ 5 days ago

everyones pages on the cafe are so cute! (≧ω≦)

sylvania 😭 5 days ago

i have an exam tomorrow

solflo 😢 5 days ago

thesis progress: wrote like. 3.5 paragraphs this afternoon. girl help.

beeep πŸ™‚ 5 days ago

cute boy who smells like french toast

sinew πŸ‘½ 6 days ago

holy shit what a wild time i've been having

leanne πŸ“– 7 days ago

reading and studying lots of learning materials wOOO

hiraethe 😢 8 days ago

trying to finish otoing these voicebanks LMAO

shotaro ✨ 8 days ago

prom was really fun

neonriser πŸ™‚ 8 days ago

It seems like the first teenagers to appear in Wobble Town resemble rabbits or batteries... How interesting...

lilliphilia πŸ₯Ί 8 days ago

Thinking of changing jobs, but terrified of change.

galatale 😢 8 days ago

My monitor won't work...

wobbs_gazette β˜• 8 days ago

Some Wobbles are evolving - and new ones being added! Thank you neonriser (again!) and duck.

digitalseas πŸŒ™ 9 days ago

doom n gloom rn no moneys

theenderdraco 🌧️ 9 days ago

yknow now that i think abt it im pretty sure my mom is the only one in my immediate family whos never been to therapy which. explains a lot

xandra ❀️ 9 days ago

so glad to have met you

gh4n πŸš„ 9 days ago

sorry for spam, i don't know how to edit gah

ifelse95 β˜• 10 days ago

ive had an iced coffee today and nothing can fuckign stop me

fidelis ✨ 10 days ago

this is so cool i feel like tori vega from tween sitcom victorious posting on the slap dot com

jamo βœ… 10 days ago


ymte πŸ“Ί 10 days ago

going to show off my unity game :)

kianna 😭 10 days ago

just wanna buy cute clothes ;;;;;

cinni ✨ 11 days ago

the weather is so nice today.. *daydreams*

vinsan409 😯 11 days ago

early day today!

edisondotme 😎 13 days ago

If I was dictator of the world I would ban all street lights. Night time is now DARK the way it should be

lendeer πŸ˜› 14 days ago

Lmao, i have one week out of college and i'm getting bored on the first day.

runlevelrobot πŸ™‚ 15 days ago

Wow it’s almost 100 degrees out!!

y2kross 🌧️ 15 days ago

woke up and procreate deleted a sketch i was fond of eek :-((

kuro_2427 πŸ™‚ 16 days ago

It is what it is

yot 🎨 16 days ago

thinking about an idea for a site...

dii πŸŒ™ 17 days ago

sun-faced Buddha, moon-faced Buddha

vincent 🎨 17 days ago

already working on a new site redesign

teddy ❀️ 19 days ago

feeling so much better

lxj πŸ“– 19 days ago

school is boring as fuck rn

catsmeow πŸ’Ύ 19 days ago

need to fuel myself a bit more to finish my work! im gettin there :3

pansyseed 🐢 20 days ago

t-30 minutes until my job interview uwaaaaaaaaa

nya 😭 21 days ago

it's finals week...

obspogon πŸ™‚ 21 days ago

fine now, but also trying to catch up tp too much

hunter πŸ”₯ 22 days ago

Bonfire, spells and rebirth. I hope all witches had magical Walpurgisnacht.

supergrizzlybear πŸ“Ί 22 days ago

Playing Tales of Arise. This game is gorgeous.

macoud12 πŸ™‚ 22 days ago

Just woke up, downloading some more games to my Gabe Gear.

gryphon πŸ™‚ 23 days ago

sometimes Gryph wonders : why Gryph the Gryphon exists

inbtwn 😯 23 days ago

mildly anxious?

misery πŸ’€ 25 days ago

still having nightmares where various family members are angry with me then become violent :/

tine πŸ‘€ 25 days ago

Looking around.

jackalope 🌧️ 25 days ago

Wow, my bones REALLY needed that shower. So tired though.

cooperationiskey 🀐 25 days ago

Boredy bored bored. Need to work more on my recipes page on my site but I don't really feel like it. Hrm.

tsubasaunmei πŸ€– 26 days ago

trying my best. To succeed bathed in honeyed rays of gold.

rodrigomoya ❀️ 27 days ago

I like to come here to say some things

rrraksamam πŸ™‚ 28 days ago

Just woke up and checking social media before I drag myself out of bed

karius πŸ₯° 28 days ago

So glad to be speaking to Patrick again. Missed him <3

duck πŸ• 30 days ago

status update

username 🌍 31 days ago

Happy Earth Day :)

dankovsky ✏️ 31 days ago

working on a fic!

jdj 😴 32 days ago

Found a new trick to fall asleep: loop minecraft alpha ost at night, works every time ツ

jasonsworld πŸ˜› 32 days ago

excited for tomorrow

bloodtypeoh 😴 32 days ago

think imma pass out early tonight snork mimi and all that

cotards 😑 33 days ago

doodoo crap. this is my test status and i have nothing better to say than doodoo crap.

mp3warrior2003 ❀️ 33 days ago

watching the ppg movie. i found the gorillaz easter egg and im near the end

dsp πŸ‘€ 33 days ago

looking for a devops job 125-150 hmu

prl 😎 35 days ago

based and green pilled

mae67g 😢 37 days ago

website making is progressing

dorkbutt πŸ˜› 38 days ago

hell yeah, new keyboard, new place for my computer, new me!

deadgarden 😴 38 days ago

zzzz these pain meds make me really sleepy

shy 😴 39 days ago

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of t

sunnymuffins πŸ₯Ί 39 days ago

Can't get my .ogg file (that's hosted elsewhere, so I don't see why it's a problem) to play on my neocities. :(

jaiden 🎢 39 days ago

working on music

carp_corpse πŸ’€ 40 days ago

i have had at least one exam every single day this week.

nunwithguns πŸŒ™ 41 days ago

hello everyone, it's been a while since i last edited the site. i should get back to working on it this weekend-- i haven't been doing well

jjharley πŸ’Ύ 41 days ago

My first status on status.cafe! Just getting out of bed at the mo.

nowhereandhere πŸ₯° 42 days ago

Even though I feel like crap, I still have my boys. *takes refuge in them*

rootopia 🌧️ 42 days ago

aaa i luv rainy spring dayz!

luck πŸ’Ύ 42 days ago

tempted to buy a CRT monitor

macadoum πŸ™‚ 43 days ago

One of my friend just bought a house. I'll help him with renovations in the coming weeks.

123 🐱 44 days ago


scatterbrain πŸŒ™ 45 days ago

tired as all fuck working on my new website layout </3

dylancoronatv πŸ™‚ 45 days ago

SPRING BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

catpics2004 πŸ™‚ 45 days ago


agoraroad πŸ™‚ 46 days ago

God damn is hot as hell today. Love from the travelers of Agora Road!

sm3dw πŸ‘€ 47 days ago

rewatching the dreamsettler trailer for the 10th time

ajota πŸ‘½ 48 days ago

i want to be somenone else

win0err 😎 49 days ago

Hello World!

lifegrips πŸ₯³ 50 days ago

03/04/22 + 12:42 PM // i finally have the motivation to update my website

vryptid πŸ“° 50 days ago

some updates done and now i think... i shall succumb to lying down in bed zzz

nagolbud πŸ€– 51 days ago

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hangel914 ❀️ 51 days ago

playing sims and updating my site

nightdrift 😴 51 days ago

Easing back into things.

imai πŸ₯³ 52 days ago

hi status dot cafe

starbreaker πŸ™‚ 53 days ago

If I had nothing to hide I'd post my nudes.

gh0stprince ✨ 53 days ago

playing some outer worlds today!

bm35 πŸ“Ί 53 days ago

playing minecraft

dawnvoid πŸ™‚ 55 days ago

Time to learn C

mere πŸŒ™ 55 days ago

yet again it is 24 degrees here at night... i just want it to truly feel like spring, come on man :(

cosmicorvid β˜• 57 days ago

Trying to actually utilize my various coffee making things...moka pot today. Phin filter soon.

birabittoh β˜• 58 days ago

Having too much caffeine in the hopes of passing my last exam

socktopus πŸ™‚ 58 days ago

Anybody else use emacs for their daily notes?

jamox β˜• 58 days ago

rn longing for a kinda network spirituality

wakegi πŸ”₯ 59 days ago

aww yeah it's rune factory 5 time

rru πŸ™‚ 59 days ago

I will start my new job next Monday!

reverie πŸ‘½ 67 days ago

Ever had such a good dream that you literally spent hours going back to sleep in an attempt to chase it again? Yeah...hazy days, y'know.

staticfanfare πŸ™‚ 70 days ago

Just bought me some new video games and a crow skull to wear!

kristoffer 🎨 71 days ago

ate lunch, drank coffee, and received very sweet emails

arcade β˜• 72 days ago

oh god I'm wearing a beanie and writing typescript on my macbook oh no am I that guy

versidue πŸ”₯ 75 days ago

accidentally burned my fingertips a little x_x remember that potholders exist for a reason...

iliveforever 😎 77 days ago

UPDATE: got the fast food and didn't watch the batman movie

laurengitis β˜• 78 days ago

i wanna curl up on my bed with a cup of tea and code some shrines

jrs-storytime β˜• 80 days ago

New day. Doing some stretches. Even did a 10 second plank. Lulu is running around need to check on her.

aoeu β˜• 84 days ago

I just realized that I have a scarily large amount of tea on my hands.

pixelrobot πŸ“Ί 87 days ago

I think I'm in the mood to watch The Hunt for Red October tonight…

ice ✨ 87 days ago

I like tetris

kaj ࢞ 90 days ago


vera πŸ™‚ 91 days ago

oh hello? looks like I already have an account here?

altenknights πŸ˜‚ 93 days ago

oohh.. first time here.. but no time to decorate this page lol.. it's 2am here lololol...

asciibene πŸ™‚ 93 days ago

no opinion tolerated

detcyno 🌧️ 94 days ago

liberated from math

dandelionstep 🐱 95 days ago

i'm trying to add this to my website and make it look nice, so this is status is a test :)

puppie ✨ 96 days ago

wooo finally got an account!!!!

neil πŸ™‚ 105 days ago

Hello World!

zichy πŸ• 108 days ago

hello world

juan ✨ 110 days ago

henlo worlf

kul πŸŒ™ 112 days ago

so melodramatic

__sam_h__ πŸ₯° 115 days ago

Trapped under cat.

miaooo πŸ₯° 120 days ago

Winter vacation!

bottle βœ… 121 days ago

bot add cat primarily conversational

soloken 😎 126 days ago

bowling soon

vorthk ✨ 126 days ago

happy about new things

marzka πŸ₯° 127 days ago

planning to cook lentil soup later, life's alright yk

phoebos πŸ• 129 days ago

every couple of weeks i remember this place

olav β›΅ 138 days ago

Gone sailing (in my dreams)

neauoire β›΅ 138 days ago


bad 😱 138 days ago

I have tons of homework and I'm too lazy to do them

watercurses 🎢 140 days ago

listening to animal collective while drinking coffee in a weirdly thick cup

textwall ✨ 143 days ago

happy new year

krkz ❀️ 144 days ago

this is cool

rina 😴 144 days ago

sleepy and bored, the usual for me tbh

icg ✨ 147 days ago

let's put some happy little test.

workerant πŸ™‚ 159 days ago

Watched the 1984 Dune movie with Missus. Not bad.

martin πŸ“– 159 days ago

Reading Schismatrix

alex πŸ• 159 days ago


dream πŸ“° 160 days ago

Reading the news

tatterdemalion 😴 161 days ago

I need a weekend to recover from this weekend. And not in a fun way.

eaplmx 🎼 165 days ago

Nice winter music to finish the 'working day'

f4yded πŸ’€ 165 days ago

idk how to work this website im losing my mind wtf is an rss reader plz

goodasa 😴 168 days ago

내일 좜근!! γ… γ… 

ponpon πŸ™‚ 169 days ago


agg πŸ™‚ 169 days ago


mario 😴 169 days ago

Super bored at work here....

harmony 😯 170 days ago

i think that suggestions nice username :o

paolo πŸ™‚ 170 days ago

trying to revert the being vs. doing thing, hence changing position on the chessboard. at least for a while.