phone calls should be illegal i think

so has Linkara just not aged in the past 17 years or what

thinking about my wonderful perfect chauvinist son

WHYYY IS IT SO COLD I THOUGHT IS WAS GETTING WARMER FJDJFVSHHDHD

hmmmmmmmmm

the fact that MS Paint has layers now feels so so so so wrong

any1 else ever think "in 20 years ill regret how i spent this time" but u cant figure out what u should be doing different? feels super :)

i opened a jar that was very hard to open. be impressed.

counting the days until i can once again see my beautiful wife (vash the stampede)

these have to be the most unpeelable oranges ever. ive been ending each lunch covered in pulpy gore. send help and also napkins

"SEASONAL DEPRESSION AINT GONNA RUIN MY CHRISTMAS" <--- me trying very hard not to be The Fool™

for the record I have never done anything wrong and you are all correct to worship me. in case you were wondering

and now everything smells like pine and ginger. it is inescapable. send help

so embarrassing when people are old but not wise. like bro what were you doing this whole time???

sorry site updates have been slow; ive been busy toying with powers beyond my comprehension

frankenstein movie good

when he shits on conceptual art by saying "anyone could've done that!" but goes on to defend AI """art"""

i miss overusing em dashes — its not my fault my writing style is naturally robot-coded

pspspspspsps but like lowkey cuz im not needy

i hate it when the thing im worried about turns out fine! how dare you prove me wrong!