today i found out that feta mac n cheese is FUCKING DISGUSTING do NOT let the Canadians convince you to ruin a good thing!!!!

dont tell anyone but there's a tiny chance i might be a bit mentally ill

i may have pavloved myself into only being able to study when louie zong plays in the background

am i actually too busy for my hobbies or am i just boring now

its actually brave of me to only update my site once a month bcuz it means i broke free from hyperproductivite hustle culture. or something

sorry cant hang out. busy chewing on furniture rn

phone calls should be illegal i think

so has Linkara just not aged in the past 17 years or what

thinking about my wonderful perfect chauvinist son

WHYYY IS IT SO COLD I THOUGHT IS WAS GETTING WARMER FJDJFVSHHDHD

hmmmmmmmmm

the fact that MS Paint has layers now feels so so so so wrong

any1 else ever think "in 20 years ill regret how i spent this time" but u cant figure out what u should be doing different? feels super :)

i opened a jar that was very hard to open. be impressed.

counting the days until i can once again see my beautiful wife (vash the stampede)

these have to be the most unpeelable oranges ever. ive been ending each lunch covered in pulpy gore. send help and also napkins

"SEASONAL DEPRESSION AINT GONNA RUIN MY CHRISTMAS" <--- me trying very hard not to be The Fool™

for the record I have never done anything wrong and you are all correct to worship me. in case you were wondering

and now everything smells like pine and ginger. it is inescapable. send help

so embarrassing when people are old but not wise. like bro what were you doing this whole time???