for the record I have never done anything wrong and you are all correct to worship me. in case you were wondering

and now everything smells like pine and ginger. it is inescapable. send help

so embarrassing when people are old but not wise. like bro what were you doing this whole time???

sorry site updates have been slow; ive been busy toying with powers beyond my comprehension

frankenstein movie good

when he shits on conceptual art by saying "anyone could've done that!" but goes on to defend AI """art"""

i miss overusing em dashes — its not my fault my writing style is naturally robot-coded

pspspspspsps but like lowkey cuz im not needy

i hate it when the thing im worried about turns out fine! how dare you prove me wrong!

its like every day there are things that happen

i survived the moderately upscale restaurant thats inexplicably located in a back alley

whenever an online tech article uses images that credit an actual human artist, i immediately kiss someone on the mouth. in case u care. ;)

so unfair that i have to cook raw meat just let me tear into that shit like a starving dog my teeth desire flesh

shoutout to the creative projects i envisioned but never actually started due to my own insecurities. you would have been bangers im sure

not dealing with a major crisis RIGHT NOW,,, but i got so used to the 'chased by bears' sensation that ive forgotten how to not be stressed

i sure am glad ive never done anything unusual or off-putting. cant even imagine what that must be like

the people at the bank have no idea im a tightly condensed swarm of bees

i got an new tattoo!! no i wont post pictures just imagine something cool

im at the point where the phrase "ghibli inspired" makes me automatically recoil in disgust. look at what theyve done to my love

sooo that knights of guinevere pilot amirite