so unfair that i have to cook raw meat just let me tear into that shit like a starving dog my teeth desire flesh

shoutout to the creative projects i envisioned but never actually started due to my own insecurities. you would have been bangers im sure

not dealing with a major crisis RIGHT NOW,,, but i got so used to the 'chased by bears' sensation that ive forgotten how to not be stressed

i sure am glad ive never done anything unusual or off-putting. cant even imagine what that must be like

the people at the bank have no idea im a tightly condensed swarm of bees

i got an new tattoo!! no i wont post pictures just imagine something cool

im at the point where the phrase "ghibli inspired" makes me automatically recoil in disgust. look at what theyve done to my love

sooo that knights of guinevere pilot amirite

UPDATE: i am officially banned from the bacchanalia

just got demoted to miscellaneous fluid mopper at the bacchanalia,, fml

2 wolves: 'emotionally invested in niche internet drama' unemployed vs 'perpetually learning pivot table basics' unemployed

just got ripped off and it was mostly my own fault but. uh. idk im trying to look on the brightside but it's not coming to me RIP

once again looking hot af in the mirror but jacked up in other peoples pictures. i am forever kept humble

sorry ive been offline for a while what the fuck is a homestuck

going on a trip soon; time to download all those novel-length fics i keep putting off reading

this world is full of love btw

i wish the people who killed 12ft.io a very fuck you

made cookies today

package arrived yippee wahoo

why isn't there a tricerabottoms?