Sugar plum fairy of bacon and w333333d :3€

Neopets dot com levels of anxiety and depression

Do I truly have a lil time for animal crossing??

Scritch scratch behaaaaa’s head~ and now everything is better uwu

My dad who isn’t my dad missed my recital but God made up for it by giving me the ego boost of having an ex text me so I could ignore them

BRO...prepare to be extra gay with me tomorrow bro

I hate when people ask me what I do for a living like…idk man…I like to roll and writhe around on the ground like a worm…Are you happy now?

Best bday in too long lol uwu yay tho

Me when…. Is my fweaking birthday 👁️👄👁️

If you find me roaming the streets covered in blood tomorrow, it’s just the full moon and please leave me alone it’s my self care time

Bia Bia bo Bia banana fanna fo fia me my mo mia Bia~ BIA BIA BO BEENIE BANNA FANNA MISTER FEENEY FANTA IN MY SYSTEM THAT FANTA IN MY SYSTEM

Instagram is making me scared and confused so instead I’m going to watch cat movies and ignore my phone !!!

The club loves me for my elegant attire and my karaoke covers of video game music

Going to the club in the same outfit I wore to church this morning lel

If you charge me $15 for 3 tacos and no sides, idc how many employees you have, I’m stealing every dish and piece of silverware that I can

I’m gonna be like a guy that marries his video game waifu but I’m marrying the local library

When my album drops it’s going to kill everyone ever that’s why I haven’t done it just yet

Feeling very inhuman today and not sure if I’m upset about it this time tbh lmao

Doing dishes but at least I have the energy to do dishes !! I might even have the energy to code later… god willing lol XD

Rotting AND decaying… but just a lil bit