careless whisper

clunka dunka dunkety darned guards

in the land of swiss miss, i settle for mocha

pooping miss my dog

BINGUS

working for a company that can’t decide what its acronym is

went to the bar for an acquaintances birthday and they kept taking my dog outside and now she stinks like cigarettes:(

POOPY !!!!

ifink my emotions r so big theyd overwhelm and elephant

third day at new job. its ok

just clocked in for my last day of work reeee

i love america for its A/C. i bet it stands for America Cool

don't click pop up ads

wanna buy a new blanket but also some new shoes for walking in everyday but also a whole ass car would be useful i should save

silly things

my biggest weakness is a small cafe with papyrus font logo

miss u cave

waitin for costco peepa

ive got a sneaking suspicion that

vagin