BINGUS

working for a company that can’t decide what its acronym is

went to the bar for an acquaintances birthday and they kept taking my dog outside and now she stinks like cigarettes:(

POOPY !!!!

ifink my emotions r so big theyd overwhelm and elephant

third day at new job. its ok

just clocked in for my last day of work reeee

i love america for its A/C. i bet it stands for America Cool

don't click pop up ads

wanna buy a new blanket but also some new shoes for walking in everyday but also a whole ass car would be useful i should save

silly things

my biggest weakness is a small cafe with papyrus font logo

miss u cave

waitin for costco peepa

ive got a sneaking suspicion that

vagin

i am unsure if

SEATTLE WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAVE SUN IM DYING HERE

realistically nothing is more “seattle” to me than listing to olivia rodrigo while driving to pick up spice bliss curry

just realised algae is the answer to everything