it takes time to cook

best graphic designer in the world

why does plastic stress me out

at the pump

I’m somehow on tortoise tok

too much blue!!

is ancestral yearning out

blue light

made a bet and lost it all.. that’s Vegas baby

my mom just said I’m balding

if you saw me sprinting in SFO.. I made it to my flight with 0 seconds to spare

I’ve been informed too many times about my rbf

my coworker keeps trying to set me up…

why have my sneakers gone through tsa scanner 3 times..

ok but I love times new roman

I have got to stop saying “when I was in my 20s”

just been informed I was that b*tch at my local cafe

how else do I describe the archetype of man who has been to thailand

I love to squander my potential in portland oregon

I am a shepherd