i never trust a gay man in sunglasses

why does the screen printing guy always want to argue with me about my fonts

ppl need to stop asking me if i’m available to work..

winter is for resting

is there a word for the rage of managing your aging parents’ technology + online accounts

when i have coffee i can feel my cheek bones against my face

soft cover

why is dating in portland like being at a renaissance fair

i cried

it’s strangely hard to be fully in charge of my own life

just been informed i’ve been pronouncing Ghibli wrong my entire life (J not G)

invincibility buff (gore-tex sneakers)

my journal is turning into a soft core novella

i definitely didn’t need 3 slutty cardigans but here we are

as an oregonian, given the choice why would you pump your own gas….

all is right in the world (i’m still in bed at 11am)

imo sabrina carpenter is for horny swifties

i’m sorry if a softboi sent me talking heads smashing pumpkins bicep i would fall for it everytime

gay brain rot

validation is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have