jordie

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jordie 💀 3 days ago

had a dream I pulled a piece of skin from my heel up to my hairline..

jordie 🎲 16 days ago

optimal right vs intuitive wrong

jordie 😶 18 days ago

trans girl asked me what its like to be the coolest person in the room

jordie 🤖 20 days ago

2027 prediction: vibeless is in

jordie 💻 36 days ago

going to start saying I work in finance

jordie 💀 37 days ago

I hate group chats

jordie 🧐 40 days ago

I wish there was a funnier story around my missing Sniffies socks

jordie 🧐 41 days ago

AI recap ignored everything I said… or did I even say anything

jordie 🤐 42 days ago

self expression feels out of control lately

jordie 🤖 55 days ago

niche monocultures

jordie 🏆 55 days ago

why is buying a car the most adult feeling thing I’ve ever done

jordie 🤐 64 days ago

someone got fired over making an ugly typeface

jordie 🤒 65 days ago

summer slipped away again

jordie 🎷 91 days ago

thought the dj was on something but I just had two music tabs playing

jordie 💀 99 days ago

The train running through SE Portland should be illegal

jordie 🥺 109 days ago

would I do it all again

jordie 💀 111 days ago

my mini mechanic says he owns a toyota

jordie 😭 112 days ago

my poppers store shut down

jordie 🤖 115 days ago

dual wielding (two laptops)

jordie ⛵ 129 days ago

SUP (stand-up paddleboard)

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