[04:51] oops had caffeine too late in the day
jordie
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jordie ☕️ 12 hours ago
jordie 💻 21 hours ago
locking in in t-minus 10 days…
jordie 🍏 2 days ago
I love apple jacks
jordie 🌧️ 5 days ago
once again i am at soho house
jordie 🌈 5 days ago
not having cash to tip your gogo dancer friend.. did i commit a gay hate crime
jordie 🐱 7 days ago
moving at my natural rhythm (waking up at 11)
jordie 😶 7 days ago
if u like me if you have hit me over the head
jordie 🎮 9 days ago
i can’t keep making enemies at the arcade
jordie 🌈 9 days ago
i think a girl flirted with me (i’m gay)
jordie 🍏 18 days ago
brat summer!!!
jordie 😭 21 days ago
wildly inaccurate slow learner
jordie 🤔 44 days ago
when men do hetero handshake things to me
jordie 🤐 44 days ago
is therapy a psyop
jordie 🎨 44 days ago
escaping the clout carnival
jordie ⛵ 46 days ago
no to digital nomad, yes to bicoastal b*tch
jordie 😶 49 days ago
creative industry psyop
jordie 💻 51 days ago
is it time… to lock in… ?
jordie 🧐 54 days ago
can’t wait to be home… and begin scheming
jordie 😭 54 days ago
ppl in vietnam only know oregon as ‘the place in america without sales tax’
jordie 🤐 56 days ago
it’s soo hard not to be annoying online whilst traveling alone