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jordie πŸ‘½ 1 hour ago

what are we asking chatgpt these days

jordie πŸ€’ 23 hours ago

how the mighty have fallen (I have a zit)

jordie 🍢 1 day ago

if it’s right will I think twice

jordie πŸ“– 2 days ago

my own metrics

jordie 🎀 2 days ago

going to whoever-is-playing-tonight concert was a success

jordie πŸ‘€ 3 days ago

archiving all my instagram posts is very 30-something of me..

jordie πŸ₯Ί 4 days ago

impending doom (planning my flight out of New York)

jordie πŸ’” 5 days ago

someone just called me straight

jordie 😢 5 days ago

horny energy is life energy!!

jordie πŸ™ƒ 5 days ago

how do u not be bloated wearing a crop top asking for a friend

jordie ✨ 6 days ago

Life keeps bringing us together

jordie πŸ™‚ 6 days ago

gentle aura

jordie πŸ™ƒ 6 days ago

accepting my flops!

jordie πŸ€’ 7 days ago

my afab girl friend’s hot straight but tender queer boyfriend

jordie πŸ‘½ 8 days ago

I’ve never been so stressed about a test (vibe check at the rave)

jordie β˜•οΈ 9 days ago

need to stop taking all my dates to la cabra

jordie 😢 9 days ago

did I just get setup by my coworker..

jordie 🀐 10 days ago

unfortunately mcdonalds has become part of everyone’s perception of me

jordie πŸ’€ 10 days ago

why am I consoling a 20-something on sniffies

jordie 🧐 12 days ago

spent all day looking for the perfect tank top..

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