jordie

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jordie πŸ’» 15 days ago

going to start saying I work in finance

jordie πŸ’€ 17 days ago

I hate group chats

jordie 🧐 19 days ago

I wish there was a funnier story around my missing Sniffies socks

jordie 🧐 20 days ago

AI recap ignored everything I said… or did I even say anything

jordie 🀐 22 days ago

self expression feels out of control lately

jordie πŸ€– 34 days ago

niche monocultures

jordie πŸ† 34 days ago

why is buying a car the most adult feeling thing I’ve ever done

jordie 🀐 44 days ago

someone got fired over making an ugly typeface

jordie πŸ€’ 44 days ago

summer slipped away again

jordie 🎷 70 days ago

thought the dj was on something but I just had two music tabs playing

jordie πŸ’€ 78 days ago

The train running through SE Portland should be illegal

jordie πŸ₯Ί 89 days ago

would I do it all again

jordie πŸ’€ 90 days ago

my mini mechanic says he owns a toyota

jordie 😭 91 days ago

my poppers store shut down

jordie πŸ€– 95 days ago

dual wielding (two laptops)

jordie β›΅ 108 days ago

SUP (stand-up paddleboard)

jordie πŸ’€ 114 days ago

I don’t want to know about brands anymore

jordie πŸ’€ 118 days ago

hyper aware of my salt intake (im bloated)

jordie 😯 121 days ago

a lot of rabbits lately

jordie 😢 122 days ago

im learning everyone at work thinks my face is expressionless

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