jordie

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jordie πŸ’€ 21 hours ago

my mini mechanic says he owns a toyota

jordie 😭 1 day ago

my poppers store shut down

jordie πŸ€– 5 days ago

dual wielding (two laptops)

jordie β›΅ 18 days ago

SUP (stand-up paddleboard)

jordie πŸ’€ 24 days ago

I don’t want to know about brands anymore

jordie πŸ’€ 28 days ago

hyper aware of my salt intake (im bloated)

jordie 😯 31 days ago

a lot of rabbits lately

jordie 😢 32 days ago

im learning everyone at work thinks my face is expressionless

jordie πŸ™ƒ 35 days ago

pls don’t promote me

jordie πŸ€’ 49 days ago

lower case gay asian unfortunate archetype

jordie πŸ€– 51 days ago

I love vpn

jordie πŸ’€ 53 days ago

using my non threatening gay work voice

jordie πŸ₯Ί 57 days ago

theres always bread in the freezer

jordie 🧐 58 days ago

ppl always want something from me

jordie ✈️ 61 days ago

i love missing out

jordie 🎢 63 days ago

something like playing music

jordie β˜€οΈ 64 days ago

unbothered summer

jordie ❄️ 76 days ago

meet me by the ice rink and auntie anne's

jordie 😑 79 days ago

things are hot lately (derogatory)

jordie 🀐 81 days ago

moving my eyebrows on mute

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