jordie

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jordie πŸ₯Ί 104 days ago

diggin

jordie 🎨 110 days ago

it takes time to cook

jordie πŸ‘½ 110 days ago

best graphic designer in the world

jordie 😱 111 days ago

why does plastic stress me out

jordie 🍾 113 days ago

at the pump

jordie πŸ₯— 114 days ago

I’m somehow on tortoise tok

jordie 😭 114 days ago

too much blue!!

jordie ✏️ 122 days ago

is ancestral yearning out

jordie 🌧️ 125 days ago

blue light

jordie 🎱 132 days ago

made a bet and lost it all.. that’s Vegas baby

jordie 😑 143 days ago

my mom just said I’m balding

jordie ✈️ 144 days ago

if you saw me sprinting in SFO.. I made it to my flight with 0 seconds to spare

jordie πŸ’€ 145 days ago

I’ve been informed too many times about my rbf

jordie 🧐 146 days ago

my coworker keeps trying to set me up…

jordie 😑 148 days ago

why have my sneakers gone through tsa scanner 3 times..

jordie 🀐 149 days ago

ok but I love times new roman

jordie 🀐 150 days ago

I have got to stop saying β€œwhen I was in my 20s”

jordie πŸ™‚ 153 days ago

just been informed I was that b*tch at my local cafe

jordie πŸ€” 154 days ago

how else do I describe the archetype of man who has been to thailand

jordie 😭 154 days ago

I love to squander my potential in portland oregon

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