jordie

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jordie 🀐 29 days ago

having a good date but not kissing is going to be the death of me

jordie πŸ’€ 30 days ago

dream urgency (or else I forget)

jordie 🧐 30 days ago

what’s meant to be will find its way back (found my glasses)

jordie 😱 32 days ago

the shards: posh LA bisexual high school thriller

jordie πŸ’€ 33 days ago

i always lose my glasses in new york

jordie 🌱 36 days ago

broccoli craving

jordie πŸ₯— 36 days ago

sweat greens... sweetgreen but it's steamed vegetables

jordie πŸ’€ 38 days ago

why are the trains ruining my life today

jordie πŸ‘½ 38 days ago

don’t be afraid to act out of character

jordie πŸ€’ 38 days ago

I’m gay I thought we were supposed to split the bill..

jordie πŸš„ 39 days ago

attracting the wrong attention on the subway (girls)

jordie πŸ’€ 39 days ago

not me exhausted 20 minutes into onboarding… maybe I’m not meant to be employed

jordie πŸ˜‡ 40 days ago

should I wear shorts tomorrow they are Prada

jordie 😱 40 days ago

Mayhem!!!

jordie 🌈 41 days ago

feeling very late millennial homosexual in leather pants

jordie 😴 41 days ago

is it good or just relatable?

jordie ✏️ 42 days ago

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jordie πŸ₯³ 43 days ago

unfortunately i love gossip!

jordie πŸ₯± 45 days ago

strange but not strange how my colleagues don't want anything to do with me without labor involved

jordie πŸ₯Ί 45 days ago

just kids

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