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lazybones 🙃 26 days ago

I don't know what I'm doing

lazybones 🍦 35 days ago

Have you ever made whipped cream by hand(mixer)? It is a gratifying simple pleasure. 10/10 would recommend.

lazybones 🙂 36 days ago

website updates are rare but so fun to do

lazybones 💀 42 days ago

Woke up sick for the first time in 3 years :( pls don't be covid

lazybones 🧀 61 days ago

I wish I had a cat

lazybones 👀 69 days ago

One of these days, I'm going to update my website.

lazybones 🙃 93 days ago

Wash your rice at least 7x.

lazybones 🥱 95 days ago

got stuff to do. don't want to do it.

lazybones ❤️ 99 days ago

I'm probably going to think about you forever even though I shouldn't

lazybones 🫖 123 days ago

omi boost & hellraiser 2022

lazybones 💤 126 days ago

dream: hello there... a moth/wasp flew into my ear.

lazybones 🥳 131 days ago

birthday burn out

lazybones 🎁 136 days ago

birthday count down begins

lazybones 🔥 140 days ago

got duped by false fall. it's hot again.

lazybones ☕️ 145 days ago

it's chilly out

lazybones 💀 149 days ago

I'm tired of getting itchy welts every time I go outside. When will these mosquitos die?

lazybones 🙃 150 days ago

current favorite snack: peanut butter sandwich with a side of concord grapes

lazybones ✅ 152 days ago

i like ignoring my website for 3+ months and then spending a whole day updating all the things

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