lazybones

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https://lazybones.neocities.org/
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real life internet human bean

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lazybones 📺 9 days ago

All I want to do is eat fruit and watch Dateline.

lazybones 💀 46 days ago

It doesn't matter, find something better to worry about.

lazybones 🥺 47 days ago

"What day is it?" asked Pooh. "It's today," squeaked Piglet. "My favorite day," said Pooh.

lazybones 🫖 127 days ago

Confession is a form of self-indulgence

lazybones 🍞 138 days ago

Gah, I'm such an old person. I complain about prices too much. I need to just accept that things cost as much as they cost.

lazybones 🍾 143 days ago

Happy New Year!

lazybones 🙃 144 days ago

not ready for tomorrow or the new year or life in general

lazybones 😭 146 days ago

I really want to create a feed reader for my StatusCafe but I gotta do choressss

lazybones ❄️ 152 days ago

playing with my website on cold days while drinking cuppas is cozy cozy

lazybones 👀 183 days ago

ok so hear me out, IG layout but .gifs

lazybones 💤 192 days ago

earplugs + eye mask = best sleep

lazybones 🐶 234 days ago

I was too shy to ask someone if I could pet their puppy and now I fear I will regret it for the rest of my days.

lazybones ✨ 246 days ago

Stop blaming yourself. Learn feng shui and blame the furniture.

lazybones 🐶 261 days ago

the unreliable narrator

lazybones ✏️ 270 days ago

every body has a name

lazybones 🎲 272 days ago

I am what I think you think I am.

lazybones ✨ 302 days ago

the best days were the best days

lazybones 🤐 305 days ago

ah yes, the fine line of being vulnerable and oversharing. how to navigate?

lazybones 🌱 309 days ago

I'm trying my best and sometimes my best isn't good enough

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