lazybones

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real life internet human bean

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lazybones 🐶 23 days ago

I keep telling myself to THINK NEW THOUGHTS but it's hard to think of the things you've never thought of before.

lazybones 📰 23 days ago

How's a defenseless little mammal like me supposed to survive in this world of thundering dinosaur stupidity?

lazybones 🌈 23 days ago

Took a wrong turn ended on wrong road. But ofc, there're no such things as wrong turns; u r always exactly where the Universe wants u to 2 b

lazybones 📖 40 days ago

I'm an archivist. This is why the Universe plopped me down into this particular time/space continuum.

lazybones 🌧️ 53 days ago

judge less and ask more

lazybones ✨ 84 days ago

As the I Ching reminds us: Perseverance furthers.

lazybones 👀 90 days ago

Bearing witness is important. But so, so, so, so draining.

lazybones 🙂 91 days ago

I'm a mouse trained on scraps! The things that keep me happy are so small! All I need is an audience for an hour & a chance to show off.

lazybones ✏️ 95 days ago

She was exercising her First Amendment right to bear witness. She died.

lazybones 🤐 101 days ago

When people cross you, the best way to deal with them is to disappear them through absolute indifference.

lazybones ✏️ 102 days ago

When he died, one of my moorings was cut, and that side of the boat now knocks uneasily against the dock. My last link to the Long Ago.

lazybones ❄️ 124 days ago

Why does money have so many zeroes in it now?

lazybones 🎱 141 days ago

And as I keep reminding myself: Money is a renewable resource.

lazybones 💀 212 days ago

My favorite method of making money involves glancing down at the ground & picking up that $50,000 bill nobody else has noticed, not laboring

lazybones 🌧️ 216 days ago

your eyes must do some raining, if you're ever gonna grow

lazybones 💀 217 days ago

this is the youngest I will look from now to the rest of my life

lazybones 🍏 217 days ago

The color changes of leaves is more related to tree hydration than to temperature changes.

lazybones 📚 219 days ago

as Without, so Within

lazybones 🤐 221 days ago

"I am just talking to be polite and pleasant. My ego is not invested in this conversation. Believe what you want. I don't care."

lazybones 🌈 238 days ago

But no need to waste energy over things that never happened.

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