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lazybones 🎁 1 day ago

birthday count down begins

lazybones 🔥 5 days ago

got duped by false fall. it's hot again.

lazybones ☕️ 11 days ago

it's chilly out

lazybones 💀 14 days ago

I'm tired of getting itchy welts every time I go outside. When will these mosquitos die?

lazybones 🙃 15 days ago

current favorite snack: peanut butter sandwich with a side of concord grapes

lazybones ✅ 17 days ago

i like ignoring my website for 3+ months and then spending a whole day updating all the things

lazybones 💡 18 days ago

daydreaming at night

lazybones 🤐 22 days ago

I am happy for you.

lazybones 👀 27 days ago

need to go to bed. don't want to go to bed.

lazybones 🙃 28 days ago

After cooking nightly for the last 2.75 years, I finally feel comfortable admitting I'm a v good cook.

lazybones 🙂 39 days ago

I've decided to start a sticker collection like the one I had as a kid

lazybones 🔥 41 days ago

burn it to the ground and rise like a phoenix

lazybones 😭 56 days ago

my wobble ran away :(

lazybones 🎶 68 days ago

Playing uke at night is the new routine

lazybones 💡 69 days ago

If I am not tired, I am hungry. If I am not hungry, I am tired. Round and round it goes.

lazybones ❤️ 83 days ago

Just took a home blood test. My blood is A+. That's the highest score you can get!

lazybones 🐱 97 days ago

I can talk myself in/out of anything

lazybones 💾 109 days ago

I have acquired a typewriter

lazybones 😭 120 days ago

summertime = mosquito bites & sunburn. i'm so itchy & uncomfortable.

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