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lazybones ✅ 196 days ago

i like ignoring my website for 3+ months and then spending a whole day updating all the things

lazybones 💡 197 days ago

daydreaming at night

lazybones 🤐 201 days ago

I am happy for you.

lazybones 👀 206 days ago

need to go to bed. don't want to go to bed.

lazybones 🙃 207 days ago

After cooking nightly for the last 2.75 years, I finally feel comfortable admitting I'm a v good cook.

lazybones 🙂 218 days ago

I've decided to start a sticker collection like the one I had as a kid

lazybones 🔥 220 days ago

burn it to the ground and rise like a phoenix

lazybones 😭 235 days ago

my wobble ran away :(

lazybones 🎶 247 days ago

Playing uke at night is the new routine

lazybones 💡 248 days ago

If I am not tired, I am hungry. If I am not hungry, I am tired. Round and round it goes.

lazybones ❤️ 262 days ago

Just took a home blood test. My blood is A+. That's the highest score you can get!

lazybones ✨ 267 days ago

flossin' me teef

lazybones 🐱 276 days ago

I can talk myself in/out of anything

lazybones 💾 288 days ago

I have acquired a typewriter

lazybones 😭 299 days ago

summertime = mosquito bites & sunburn. i'm so itchy & uncomfortable.

lazybones 😴 302 days ago

feeling old. it's barely 10pm and i'm struggling to keep my eyes open.

lazybones 💀 305 days ago

tired of having to figure out dinner every night for the rest of my life

lazybones 😭 308 days ago

graffiti alias: crylady

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