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lazybones 🧀 287 days ago

I wish I had a cat

lazybones 👀 295 days ago

One of these days, I'm going to update my website.

lazybones 🥹 304 days ago

too many things

lazybones 🙃 319 days ago

Wash your rice at least 7x.

lazybones 🥱 321 days ago

got stuff to do. don't want to do it.

lazybones ❤️ 325 days ago

I'm probably going to think about you forever even though I shouldn't

lazybones 🫖 348 days ago

omi boost & hellraiser 2022

lazybones 💤 352 days ago

dream: hello there... a moth/wasp flew into my ear.

lazybones 🥳 357 days ago

birthday burn out

lazybones 🎁 361 days ago

birthday count down begins

lazybones 🔥 365 days ago

got duped by false fall. it's hot again.

lazybones ☕️ 371 days ago

it's chilly out

lazybones 💀 374 days ago

I'm tired of getting itchy welts every time I go outside. When will these mosquitos die?

lazybones 🙃 376 days ago

current favorite snack: peanut butter sandwich with a side of concord grapes

lazybones ✅ 377 days ago

i like ignoring my website for 3+ months and then spending a whole day updating all the things

lazybones 💡 378 days ago

daydreaming at night

lazybones 🤐 382 days ago

I am happy for you.

lazybones 👀 387 days ago

need to go to bed. don't want to go to bed.

lazybones 🙃 388 days ago

After cooking nightly for the last 2.75 years, I finally feel comfortable admitting I'm a v good cook.

lazybones 🙂 399 days ago

I've decided to start a sticker collection like the one I had as a kid

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