I will be the first CEO to have sex with all of my employees

Twisting and turning in bed, still thinking of the time I fumbled a fat dude

They don’t tell you what causes you to piss. Not until it’s too late

Getting really into vitamins lately

society

starting to realize nobody gives a damn that im on my listerine shit

Getting really into Listerine lately. Like the blue stuff

I work so hard on my posts. When will God reward me

"my life is like a video game...." but what does that really mean...

top 10 darkest secrets

NOT THE GROUP PROJECT CLASS

would chat-gpt fail locktober?

the intimacy of holding a warm bowl in my two hands

I CANNOT let me IRL OOMFS realize I like BARA FURRY MEN

nobody cares about sprite the way I do

Is it hot to have a flat ass

what if boba tea was freaky tea (implicative)

I hope my robot works

may I please hit, senpai

they are removing the "poop" from "youtube poop"