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beelzebabe 🙂 7 hours ago

Baby food is literally pointless

beelzebabe 🙂 1 day ago

Not to brag but me and my newborn just slept 8 hours

beelzebabe 💡 4 days ago

I have a weird love and nostalgia for foods and smells that remind me of mental hospitals lol

beelzebabe 💡 4 days ago

I have a weird love and nostalgia for foods and smells that remind me of mental hospitals lol

beelzebabe 🙂 9 days ago

My sister got me a airbrush for Christmas, I hope i don't suck at it

beelzebabe 🙂 10 days ago

Some of yalls ghost roots are actually melting roots. I hate how we forget the names of things.

beelzebabe 🙂 11 days ago

I am shocked to realize that dollar tree actually has the best selection of bar soaps

beelzebabe 🙂 12 days ago

Just saw someone call aeropostal from the thrift store "vintage"

beelzebabe 🙂 12 days ago

They took out way too many benches out of walmart for my pregnant fat ass

beelzebabe 🙂 12 days ago

They took out way too many benches in walmart for my pregnant fat ass

beelzebabe 🙂 15 days ago

I'd be pissed off if I was a triplet and the other 2 were identical and I wasn't

beelzebabe 🙂 19 days ago

Pregnancy dreams get scarier once you start remembering inside the dream you're pregnant

beelzebabe 🙂 19 days ago

As someone who bleaches their hair all the time(and its healthy af)I feel so bad for people who try to do it the first time and it fries

beelzebabe 🙂 22 days ago

It genuinely disturbs me that social repose has fans

beelzebabe 🙂 28 days ago

Not enough people have boxers for dogs anymore

beelzebabe 🙂 30 days ago

I could make a whole blog post just rating bar soaps. Maybe I should.

beelzebabe 🙂 30 days ago

I'm so boy coded. I'll turn on things like "WW2 facts to fall asleep to"

beelzebabe 🙂 35 days ago

My 5 year old just handed me Minecraft cuz she was lost.. she was UNDERNEATH THE MAP?? HOW?

beelzebabe 🙂 41 days ago

My 5 year old said that secret life of pets was just like Dracula and will not elaborate

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