If you noticed i haven't updated my site in forever its because I had been pregnant and now I have a newborn lol

Jonny Knoxville as the new host of fear factor just feels right

Baby food is literally pointless

I love motherhood

Not to brag but me and my newborn just slept 8 hours

I have a weird love and nostalgia for foods and smells that remind me of mental hospitals lol

I have a weird love and nostalgia for foods and smells that remind me of mental hospitals lol

My sister got me a airbrush for Christmas, I hope i don't suck at it

Some of yalls ghost roots are actually melting roots. I hate how we forget the names of things.

I am shocked to realize that dollar tree actually has the best selection of bar soaps

Just saw someone call aeropostal from the thrift store "vintage"

They took out way too many benches out of walmart for my pregnant fat ass

They took out way too many benches in walmart for my pregnant fat ass

I'd be pissed off if I was a triplet and the other 2 were identical and I wasn't

Pregnancy dreams get scarier once you start remembering inside the dream you're pregnant

As someone who bleaches their hair all the time(and its healthy af)I feel so bad for people who try to do it the first time and it fries

It genuinely disturbs me that social repose has fans

Not enough people have boxers for dogs anymore

I could make a whole blog post just rating bar soaps. Maybe I should.

I'm so boy coded. I'll turn on things like "WW2 facts to fall asleep to"