Raw tuna is so much better than raw salmon. Salmon is all hype for real

Since being pregnant I've been OBSESSED with the smell of Irish spring soap???

I'm the motherfucker ordering coleslaw

Mentally ill people telling other mentally ill people their psychosis is just being in tune with the universe is so scary and sad

I just accidently found someones Marijuana plant at my apartments while looking for my cat 😭

Everytime I see a nose job that gets rid of a large bridge all i can think about is how a queen has fallen

Apparently quilting by hand is giving me as much if not more satisfaction than drawing LOL

I understand peoples scrapbooks, but i do not understand scrapbooking

You're supposed to try and avoid manic episodes to the best of your ability. People are wild about romanticizing the worsening of disorder.

My sister's husband is in hospice dying and today he told her he didnt wanna go and just wanted to stay here with her...

I would rather burn the absolute fuck out of my mouth than bite into something cold that isn't supposed to be

I would rather burn the absolute fuck out of my mouth than bite into something cold that isn't supposed to be

The guy driving a ice-cream truck asked me what the tattoo on my leg said, so i officially regret getting "what 0 pussy do to a mf" tattooed

I have the worst handwriting ever

Brussel sprouts are fucking DIVINE when they're cooked good

Sandwiches

Taking my glasses off just the have the image of the rims still burned into my vision

I love the way it smells inside the health department

Not tacobell releasing a y2k menu and its just all things that I remember

My super snuggly extra attached cat sees kisses as a threat