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beelzebabe 🙂 133 days ago

I'd be pissed off if I was a triplet and the other 2 were identical and I wasn't

beelzebabe 🙂 137 days ago

Pregnancy dreams get scarier once you start remembering inside the dream you're pregnant

beelzebabe 🙂 137 days ago

As someone who bleaches their hair all the time(and its healthy af)I feel so bad for people who try to do it the first time and it fries

beelzebabe 🙂 140 days ago

It genuinely disturbs me that social repose has fans

beelzebabe 🙂 146 days ago

Not enough people have boxers for dogs anymore

beelzebabe 🙂 148 days ago

I could make a whole blog post just rating bar soaps. Maybe I should.

beelzebabe 🙂 148 days ago

I'm so boy coded. I'll turn on things like "WW2 facts to fall asleep to"

beelzebabe 🙂 153 days ago

My 5 year old just handed me Minecraft cuz she was lost.. she was UNDERNEATH THE MAP?? HOW?

beelzebabe 🙂 159 days ago

My 5 year old said that secret life of pets was just like Dracula and will not elaborate

beelzebabe 🙂 161 days ago

There is no words for how euphoric the smell of Irish spring soap is to my pregnant ass

beelzebabe 🙂 162 days ago

As a avid monster lover and a girl I really am not upset about them coming out with a new energy drink targeted towards women

beelzebabe 🔥 162 days ago

You gotta have a dove beauty bar in your bath routine for a second cleanse

beelzebabe 🔥 162 days ago

You gotta have a dove beauty bar in your bath routine for a second cleanse

beelzebabe 🙂 164 days ago

Nobody was gonna tell me the zero sugar monster taste exactly like the original

beelzebabe 🙂 167 days ago

I love watching people drop a fuck ton of money while angel tree shopping

beelzebabe 🙂 168 days ago

Tbh I thought it qas already well known Hitler was basically a unic , like had his genitals mutilated in ww1. Now a micro too. Fascinating.

beelzebabe 🙂 169 days ago

Last night I had a dream the northern lights squished me down to tbe ground. But I had no idea there was a actual phenomenon with em

beelzebabe 🙂 172 days ago

Its chocolate orange season

beelzebabe 🙂 173 days ago

I'm basically the ant contol of my apartment complex.

beelzebabe 🙂 178 days ago

If you're against the UK banning choking and strangulation in porn just know its very violent compared to American porn.

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