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beelzebabe 🙂 37 days ago

The fact you pay for prime video and then it still tries to make you buy ir rent some movies is ridiculous

beelzebabe 🙂 37 days ago

No one ever ask WHO the fuck were the people catfishing as Alex Evans

beelzebabe 🙂 39 days ago

I have the stupidest TikTok sound in my head....

beelzebabe 🙂 42 days ago

I genuinely can not vibe with people that don't understand the pyramids were build by thousands of SLAVES

beelzebabe 🙂 43 days ago

Seeing alot of live crabs in one area grosses me out really bad

beelzebabe 🙂 45 days ago

I made the best spicy pickled eggs dear lord

beelzebabe 🙂 45 days ago

I gave my boyfriend the money to buy the breast pump I wanted for me and he "accidently spent it" I am crying

beelzebabe 🙂 49 days ago

Raw tuna is so much better than raw salmon. Salmon is all hype for real

beelzebabe 🙂 50 days ago

Since being pregnant I've been OBSESSED with the smell of Irish spring soap???

beelzebabe 🙂 52 days ago

I'm the motherfucker ordering coleslaw

beelzebabe 🙂 54 days ago

Mentally ill people telling other mentally ill people their psychosis is just being in tune with the universe is so scary and sad

beelzebabe 🙂 60 days ago

I just accidently found someones Marijuana plant at my apartments while looking for my cat 😭

beelzebabe 🙂 62 days ago

Everytime I see a nose job that gets rid of a large bridge all i can think about is how a queen has fallen

beelzebabe 🙂 66 days ago

Apparently quilting by hand is giving me as much if not more satisfaction than drawing LOL

beelzebabe 🙂 68 days ago

I understand peoples scrapbooks, but i do not understand scrapbooking

beelzebabe 🙂 74 days ago

You're supposed to try and avoid manic episodes to the best of your ability. People are wild about romanticizing the worsening of disorder.

beelzebabe 🙂 77 days ago

My sister's husband is in hospice dying and today he told her he didnt wanna go and just wanted to stay here with her...

beelzebabe 🙂 78 days ago

I would rather burn the absolute fuck out of my mouth than bite into something cold that isn't supposed to be

beelzebabe 🙂 78 days ago

I would rather burn the absolute fuck out of my mouth than bite into something cold that isn't supposed to be

beelzebabe 🙂 79 days ago

The guy driving a ice-cream truck asked me what the tattoo on my leg said, so i officially regret getting "what 0 pussy do to a mf" tattooed

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