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beelzebabe 🙂 245 days ago

Just saw someone call aeropostal from the thrift store "vintage"

beelzebabe 🙂 246 days ago

They took out way too many benches out of walmart for my pregnant fat ass

beelzebabe 🙂 246 days ago

They took out way too many benches in walmart for my pregnant fat ass

beelzebabe 🙂 249 days ago

I'd be pissed off if I was a triplet and the other 2 were identical and I wasn't

beelzebabe 🙂 252 days ago

Pregnancy dreams get scarier once you start remembering inside the dream you're pregnant

beelzebabe 🙂 253 days ago

As someone who bleaches their hair all the time(and its healthy af)I feel so bad for people who try to do it the first time and it fries

beelzebabe 🙂 255 days ago

It genuinely disturbs me that social repose has fans

beelzebabe 🙂 262 days ago

Not enough people have boxers for dogs anymore

beelzebabe 🙂 264 days ago

I could make a whole blog post just rating bar soaps. Maybe I should.

beelzebabe 🙂 264 days ago

I'm so boy coded. I'll turn on things like "WW2 facts to fall asleep to"

beelzebabe 🙂 269 days ago

My 5 year old just handed me Minecraft cuz she was lost.. she was UNDERNEATH THE MAP?? HOW?

beelzebabe 🙂 275 days ago

My 5 year old said that secret life of pets was just like Dracula and will not elaborate

beelzebabe 🙂 276 days ago

There is no words for how euphoric the smell of Irish spring soap is to my pregnant ass

beelzebabe 🙂 278 days ago

As a avid monster lover and a girl I really am not upset about them coming out with a new energy drink targeted towards women

beelzebabe 🔥 278 days ago

You gotta have a dove beauty bar in your bath routine for a second cleanse

beelzebabe 🔥 278 days ago

You gotta have a dove beauty bar in your bath routine for a second cleanse

beelzebabe 🙂 280 days ago

Nobody was gonna tell me the zero sugar monster taste exactly like the original

beelzebabe 🙂 282 days ago

I love watching people drop a fuck ton of money while angel tree shopping

beelzebabe 🙂 284 days ago

Tbh I thought it qas already well known Hitler was basically a unic , like had his genitals mutilated in ww1. Now a micro too. Fascinating.

beelzebabe 🙂 285 days ago

Last night I had a dream the northern lights squished me down to tbe ground. But I had no idea there was a actual phenomenon with em

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