My 5 year old just handed me Minecraft cuz she was lost.. she was UNDERNEATH THE MAP?? HOW?

My 5 year old said that secret life of pets was just like Dracula and will not elaborate

There is no words for how euphoric the smell of Irish spring soap is to my pregnant ass

As a avid monster lover and a girl I really am not upset about them coming out with a new energy drink targeted towards women

You gotta have a dove beauty bar in your bath routine for a second cleanse

You gotta have a dove beauty bar in your bath routine for a second cleanse

Nobody was gonna tell me the zero sugar monster taste exactly like the original

I love watching people drop a fuck ton of money while angel tree shopping

Tbh I thought it qas already well known Hitler was basically a unic , like had his genitals mutilated in ww1. Now a micro too. Fascinating.

Last night I had a dream the northern lights squished me down to tbe ground. But I had no idea there was a actual phenomenon with em

Its chocolate orange season

I'm basically the ant contol of my apartment complex.

If you're against the UK banning choking and strangulation in porn just know its very violent compared to American porn.

Its hell to crave a strawberry banana SOBE.

I can not stand when people spout the misinformation that octopi are legitimately aliens. Bro they have several related species on earth rn

I feel like we've been forgetting to tell the youth how important the band HIM was to alternative culture

As someone with debilitating social anxiety i feel so bad for people with generalized anxiety 😭 like I am so sorry that seems so difficult

The fact you pay for prime video and then it still tries to make you buy ir rent some movies is ridiculous

No one ever ask WHO the fuck were the people catfishing as Alex Evans

I have the stupidest TikTok sound in my head....