They took out way too many benches out of walmart for my pregnant fat ass

They took out way too many benches in walmart for my pregnant fat ass

I'd be pissed off if I was a triplet and the other 2 were identical and I wasn't

Pregnancy dreams get scarier once you start remembering inside the dream you're pregnant

As someone who bleaches their hair all the time(and its healthy af)I feel so bad for people who try to do it the first time and it fries

It genuinely disturbs me that social repose has fans

Not enough people have boxers for dogs anymore

I could make a whole blog post just rating bar soaps. Maybe I should.

I'm so boy coded. I'll turn on things like "WW2 facts to fall asleep to"

My 5 year old just handed me Minecraft cuz she was lost.. she was UNDERNEATH THE MAP?? HOW?

My 5 year old said that secret life of pets was just like Dracula and will not elaborate

There is no words for how euphoric the smell of Irish spring soap is to my pregnant ass

As a avid monster lover and a girl I really am not upset about them coming out with a new energy drink targeted towards women

You gotta have a dove beauty bar in your bath routine for a second cleanse

You gotta have a dove beauty bar in your bath routine for a second cleanse

Nobody was gonna tell me the zero sugar monster taste exactly like the original

I love watching people drop a fuck ton of money while angel tree shopping

Tbh I thought it qas already well known Hitler was basically a unic , like had his genitals mutilated in ww1. Now a micro too. Fascinating.

Last night I had a dream the northern lights squished me down to tbe ground. But I had no idea there was a actual phenomenon with em

Its chocolate orange season