Its chocolate orange season

I'm basically the ant contol of my apartment complex.

If you're against the UK banning choking and strangulation in porn just know its very violent compared to American porn.

Its hell to crave a strawberry banana SOBE.

I can not stand when people spout the misinformation that octopi are legitimately aliens. Bro they have several related species on earth rn

I feel like we've been forgetting to tell the youth how important the band HIM was to alternative culture

As someone with debilitating social anxiety i feel so bad for people with generalized anxiety 😭 like I am so sorry that seems so difficult

The fact you pay for prime video and then it still tries to make you buy ir rent some movies is ridiculous

No one ever ask WHO the fuck were the people catfishing as Alex Evans

I have the stupidest TikTok sound in my head....

I genuinely can not vibe with people that don't understand the pyramids were build by thousands of SLAVES

Seeing alot of live crabs in one area grosses me out really bad

I made the best spicy pickled eggs dear lord

I gave my boyfriend the money to buy the breast pump I wanted for me and he "accidently spent it" I am crying

Raw tuna is so much better than raw salmon. Salmon is all hype for real

Since being pregnant I've been OBSESSED with the smell of Irish spring soap???

I'm the motherfucker ordering coleslaw

Mentally ill people telling other mentally ill people their psychosis is just being in tune with the universe is so scary and sad

I just accidently found someones Marijuana plant at my apartments while looking for my cat 😭

Everytime I see a nose job that gets rid of a large bridge all i can think about is how a queen has fallen