absurdpirate

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Greetings, I'm Absurd Pirate. I like to talk about random things, infodump about hobbies, and try to enjoy life to its fullest.

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absurdpirate 🙃 7 days ago

Why is it that people who seemingly have no clue what they’re doing make most of the decisions in our lives?

absurdpirate 😴 23 days ago

I really wish I wasn't at work rn

absurdpirate 😶 37 days ago

A 45 minute commute turned into an hour and a half thanks to an accident and THE dumbest drivers in the country

absurdpirate 😶 44 days ago

I really need to get my Windows 7 and XP rigs built out so that when people start buying old parts due to tech inflation, I’m not screwed.

absurdpirate 😎 45 days ago

Can’t recommend the movie “The Warriors” enough. Absolute classic

absurdpirate 🙂 47 days ago

Playing Trials Evolution while my daughter rests on my lap

absurdpirate 👽 51 days ago

Mixing Mexican hot sauce into ramen feels like I’m committing a hate crime, but it’s delicious

absurdpirate 🎮 58 days ago

Playing Smackdown vs. Raw 2006 on my PS2. Makes me miss my dad, he and I played this game a ton.

absurdpirate 🎮 66 days ago

Bought some XBOX LIVE to play a little Modern Warfare 2019. I am getting my cheeks clapped by these Monster-powered Fortnite kids… I’m old.

absurdpirate 💤 81 days ago

Woke up way too damn early this morning

absurdpirate 😎 82 days ago

Went on a hike, now time to go swimming

absurdpirate 😎 82 days ago

Been working through getting the GTA: Online revival project installed on my PS3. Haven’t had the chance to play yet, but hoping to tonight

absurdpirate 🤖 84 days ago

Think I’m gonna download some games for my PS3 and play some classic multiplayer tonight.

absurdpirate 🙂 96 days ago

Spent some time hanging up photos around my new apartment

absurdpirate 🌱 99 days ago

Ready to play some Halo 3 online and smoke a lotta weed

absurdpirate 🙂 108 days ago

If you look at a my room from a certain angle, it looks like it never left 2005... that's pretty neat.

absurdpirate 🙂 110 days ago

Playing Animal Crossing on the Gamecube

absurdpirate 😴 129 days ago

Every now and then I wake up and think "Do I reaaaally need a full-time job?"

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