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Greetings, I'm Absurd Pirate. I like to talk about random things, infodump about hobbies, and try to enjoy life to its fullest.

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absurdpirate ๐Ÿ˜ถ 11 days ago

A 45 minute commute turned into an hour and a half thanks to an accident and THE dumbest drivers in the country

absurdpirate ๐Ÿ˜ถ 18 days ago

I really need to get my Windows 7 and XP rigs built out so that when people start buying old parts due to tech inflation, Iโ€™m not screwed.

absurdpirate ๐Ÿ˜Ž 18 days ago

Canโ€™t recommend the movie โ€œThe Warriorsโ€ enough. Absolute classic

absurdpirate ๐Ÿ™‚ 20 days ago

Playing Trials Evolution while my daughter rests on my lap

absurdpirate ๐Ÿ‘ฝ 24 days ago

Mixing Mexican hot sauce into ramen feels like Iโ€™m committing a hate crime, but itโ€™s delicious

absurdpirate ๐ŸŽฎ 31 days ago

Playing Smackdown vs. Raw 2006 on my PS2. Makes me miss my dad, he and I played this game a ton.

absurdpirate ๐ŸŽฎ 39 days ago

Bought some XBOX LIVE to play a little Modern Warfare 2019. I am getting my cheeks clapped by these Monster-powered Fortnite kidsโ€ฆ Iโ€™m old.

absurdpirate ๐Ÿ’ค 55 days ago

Woke up way too damn early this morning

absurdpirate ๐Ÿ˜Ž 55 days ago

Went on a hike, now time to go swimming

absurdpirate ๐Ÿ˜Ž 55 days ago

Been working through getting the GTA: Online revival project installed on my PS3. Havenโ€™t had the chance to play yet, but hoping to tonight

absurdpirate ๐Ÿค– 57 days ago

Think Iโ€™m gonna download some games for my PS3 and play some classic multiplayer tonight.

absurdpirate โค๏ธ 68 days ago

Happy Motherโ€™s Day!

absurdpirate ๐Ÿ™‚ 69 days ago

Spent some time hanging up photos around my new apartment

absurdpirate ๐ŸŒฑ 72 days ago

Ready to play some Halo 3 online and smoke a lotta weed

absurdpirate ๐Ÿ™‚ 81 days ago

If you look at a my room from a certain angle, it looks like it never left 2005... that's pretty neat.

absurdpirate ๐Ÿ™‚ 83 days ago

Playing Animal Crossing on the Gamecube

absurdpirate ๐Ÿ˜ด 102 days ago

Every now and then I wake up and think "Do I reaaaally need a full-time job?"

absurdpirate ๐Ÿ™‚ 105 days ago

Saw Super Mario Galaxy Movie. It was fun, visuals were gorgeous, but the writing was all over the place. I'd give it a C+/B-

absurdpirate ๐Ÿ’€ 108 days ago

My neck is fucking killing me. Figured out it was because I was showing my 2 year old how to headbang to System of a Down

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