absurdpirate

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Greetings, I'm Absurd Pirate. I like to talk about random things, infodump about hobbies, and try to enjoy life to its fullest.

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absurdpirate 🙃 13 days ago

Trying to get a toddler to eat their dinner when they wanna go play feels like a hostage negotiation

absurdpirate 🙂 25 days ago

My website’s jukebox now displays cover art!

absurdpirate 🙃 46 days ago

My cat pissed in the kitchen sink… good thing we didn’t have any dishes, asshole!

absurdpirate 🙂 51 days ago

Gonna go shopping with my mom to get her a new laptop. Tried to fix her old one, but that 9-year old thing is falling apart

absurdpirate ❤️ 68 days ago

Legitimately blown away by the amount of people who wrote supportive messages to my mom. Thank you all 💕

absurdpirate 🙃 88 days ago

Why is it that people who seemingly have no clue what they’re doing make most of the decisions in our lives?

absurdpirate 😴 104 days ago

I really wish I wasn't at work rn

absurdpirate 😶 118 days ago

A 45 minute commute turned into an hour and a half thanks to an accident and THE dumbest drivers in the country

absurdpirate 😶 125 days ago

I really need to get my Windows 7 and XP rigs built out so that when people start buying old parts due to tech inflation, I’m not screwed.

absurdpirate 😎 126 days ago

Can’t recommend the movie “The Warriors” enough. Absolute classic

absurdpirate 🙂 127 days ago

Playing Trials Evolution while my daughter rests on my lap

absurdpirate 👽 131 days ago

Mixing Mexican hot sauce into ramen feels like I’m committing a hate crime, but it’s delicious

absurdpirate 🎮 138 days ago

Playing Smackdown vs. Raw 2006 on my PS2. Makes me miss my dad, he and I played this game a ton.

absurdpirate 🎮 146 days ago

Bought some XBOX LIVE to play a little Modern Warfare 2019. I am getting my cheeks clapped by these Monster-powered Fortnite kids… I’m old.

absurdpirate 💤 162 days ago

Woke up way too damn early this morning

absurdpirate 😎 162 days ago

Went on a hike, now time to go swimming

absurdpirate 😎 163 days ago

Been working through getting the GTA: Online revival project installed on my PS3. Haven’t had the chance to play yet, but hoping to tonight

absurdpirate 🤖 165 days ago

Think I’m gonna download some games for my PS3 and play some classic multiplayer tonight.

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