cains jawbone has made me scared of the name Henry

stressed about college…

do not send me home, let me stay in xinjiang foreverrrrr

runny nose + airplane = eyes hurt like hell apparently

havent went out the front door in 2 days i gotta go get sunshine tomorrow

theres a factory near my home. half the people want it gone, and the other half work there.

"ching chong" is literally what happens when anglophones (and a bunch of other-phones too) cant pronounce the q sound. same for j and x

my code can win an award at a spaghetti cooking competition

DONE with ap tests! play with friends time!

悟空。。。你还能回到师傅身边的。。。

heres my final warning to the world, whatever laptop you buy, DONT buy asus vivobook

227 to be read, what am i doing to myself

shoutout to asus for making the worst laptops in existence. assus.

this milk tea is disgusting...

^ my face when tryna think out stories. the exploding head one fits better but i cant find it here

essays: cant write. complaint letters: *keyboard thunking*

til about elephant cafeterias

haha, gave up the big task

oof, gave myself a big task

saying this late since i missed the day he actually died — oleg gordievsky died on 2025 march 4!! RIP legend.