passed someone who was on the phone and i thought they were talking to me fml

Things that are on my mind: 1. lists 2. listing things 3. things being listed

since getting a haircut, i feel more comfortable in my own skin

doctor doctor i think im addicted to compressing and optimising my website images

someone please stop me from buying muse dash im serious

i’m sorry, person in the next stall, but i am taking the sloppiest shit ever and you have to listen to it

all couples who snuggle and kiss eachother in public need to be shot amen

yes please keep your spoitify to discord connection i wanna see how ass your music taste is

i want genderbent churros.... savoury churros with nacho cheese dip.. stop it

people don't say you're a deredere anymore they just say you have adhd

"you're xyz blah blah" 😴😴🥱 "you're not even moe" I WILL KILL U BRUH

bus driver done ran a red light

trying to come up with an extremely funny and witty title for all my playlists is hard

mfs will make the most insane art known to man and their username will be like toetickler400 or something

thriving knowing i am happier and healthier than my asshole friends

dandys world strangers are so nice

never ask a status cafe user what happened october 12th 2026

fake ass friends dont know my core fears and desires

aoba hates autistic people woooooooooooowwwww

yeah ur site is awesome!! but it runs at 2 frames every sometimes on my laptop so is it really all that