happy pride but only to those who ‘don’t celebrate’ . i’m force homosexualising you

unvale is gayer reddit

LOCKING TF IN TODAY

my name is silly 🤤🤤

spreading the gospel by playing machine girl when people ask me for song recs

"I’ve got a load of carrots because I know SOMEONE like carrots" MY. NAME. IS. SILLY.

cheers for the free £100 nationwide xx

can we call mutually start saying things like 'doth' or 'thou'

thinking about my ocs so hard im getting 10k steps in today

i’m a sucker for a deep conversation

summer making me love life again

you'd think growing up would make me normal but i am now MORE gay and MORE evil

extra! extra! read all about it!!

english exam today i hope the entire status cafe userbase wishes me luck

friendship test: show them ur oc and if they don't give it at least high praise they fake as fuck

THIS LITTLE GIRL JUST CAME UP TO ME AND TOLD ME I LOOK PRETTY

i can do this! -> ITS SO OVER -> wait im goated -> FUCK EVERYTHING -> hopecore -> THIS IS THE END

i don't care that you broke your elbow

summer break PLEASE come quick

any female born after 1993 can't cook. all they know is fujo out, eat hot chip and lie /ref