He’s back from Montreal and just told me???

Fell down the stairs and now my ass is bruised as hell; could things get any worse?

Fell down the stairs and now my ass is bruised as hell; could things get any worse?

Fell down the stairs and now my ass is bruised as hell; could things get any worse?

Fell down the stairs and now my ass is bruised as hell; could things get any worse?

Guess I am gonna have to reinstall CachyOS again...

I slapped Chris Rock 58km/h! https://slapchris.com #SlapChrisRock

Just met a chinese guy with the thickest british accent i've ever heard

4 glasses.

listening to phone

I can't stop making AI frappuccinos

O mon dieu

Fml, I left my razor behind, and now I’m having to use bic instead

Maybe cigars are the way… #DontKnockItTillYouTryIt #DyingAt30AndProudOfIt #MmmSmoke

Aperol Spritz… how I missed you…

Why does every single person say “cheers” to me. Is it because of my accent???

I miss pom

l'homme pipi caca arrive

The most shocking discovery of tonight is that my dad liked Sufjan Stevens when I played a track from him

I forgot how good Tetsuo: The Iron Man is, goddaaaaaaamn