Woke up and did it AGAIN award

Vomited again award

Wasabi Flavour Coated Peanuts… my only weakness…

I hate winter so much

I fucking hate ice, this is the third time I slipped and feel THIS WEEK

I fucking hate ice, this is the third time I slipped and feel THIS WEEK

I get now why bars offer starvation-proportion meals; heartbroken to say, but I couldn't even finish the schooner I ordered </3

I have accidentally spilled an entire jar of marmalade inside my hat. Oh dear, oh my. I'm Paddington look at my silly fucking antics, god fu

I hate winetricks so much it's unreal

I just need to reinstall linux one more time bro, just one more time and all my issues will go away

dawg i am gonna have to learn french for this class on carthage

Will Smith did WHAT at the oscars??

sushi....

WAIT THE GUINNESS COSTS $10 A PINT

A Guinness, wings *and* Bangers&Mash? I’m in Heaven…

my friends and family say I'm "too obsessed" with what's going on in Syria, and I should "focus on my finals." am i alone in this world...

hngh

Just had to reinstall my distro for the 3rd time this week... perhaps I shouldn't be trusted with tech...

Someone in my class decided to get us dominos!!

Snow is here :(