I can't stop making AI frappuccinos

O mon dieu

Fml, I left my razor behind, and now I’m having to use bic instead

Maybe cigars are the way… #DontKnockItTillYouTryIt #DyingAt30AndProudOfIt #MmmSmoke

Aperol Spritz… how I missed you…

Why does every single person say “cheers” to me. Is it because of my accent???

I miss pom

l'homme pipi caca arrive

The most shocking discovery of tonight is that my dad liked Sufjan Stevens when I played a track from him

I forgot how good Tetsuo: The Iron Man is, goddaaaaaaamn

Dawg we had that entire election, only for a few seats to shift around????? rip the ndp ig

was at another person’s house and they offered me some wine and I said “sure,” and then my sisters says “that’s such a girl thing.” ????????

yeah

what do you mean that "you're busy with school tomorrow," classes ended today

Omg… the robins are back…

Sushi tonight… maybe some sake too…

Thinking I could use a plough man

awful day, first i flunked my quiz and presentation sucked ASS do i kill myself chat

Ahh!!! It burns!!!!

This "Le Fat Bastard" wine is pretty good.