I’ve been getting into yogurt lately

#SinkPissing

The adding a little bit of vinegar to my scrambled eggs actually didn’t go nearly as bad as I thought. Dare-I-say, it tasted pretty good :)

Did it again award

Vomited on the walk award

My neck hurts.....

I just put salt in my coffee instead of sugar, and now I have to act like nothing happened.

Just had a Tsingtao, the Chinese Century really is at hand.

#ItWorked #AlcoholIsGodsGreatGift #DayBoozingUntilIDie

#NeedTheHairOfTheDogThatBitMe

dude why did someone ring my doorbell and leave a pizzabox covered in blood at the doorstep

My pizza fell off the seat while I was driving back earlier; guess I’m not eating tonight

Woke up and did it AGAIN award

Vomited again award

Wasabi Flavour Coated Peanuts… my only weakness…

I hate winter so much

I fucking hate ice, this is the third time I slipped and feel THIS WEEK

I fucking hate ice, this is the third time I slipped and feel THIS WEEK

I get now why bars offer starvation-proportion meals; heartbroken to say, but I couldn't even finish the schooner I ordered </3

I have accidentally spilled an entire jar of marmalade inside my hat. Oh dear, oh my. I'm Paddington look at my silly fucking antics, god fu