Thinking I could use a plough man

awful day, first i flunked my quiz and presentation sucked ASS do i kill myself chat

Ahh!!! It burns!!!!

This "Le Fat Bastard" wine is pretty good.

I’ve been getting into yogurt lately

#SinkPissing

The adding a little bit of vinegar to my scrambled eggs actually didn’t go nearly as bad as I thought. Dare-I-say, it tasted pretty good :)

Did it again award

Vomited on the walk award

My neck hurts.....

I just put salt in my coffee instead of sugar, and now I have to act like nothing happened.

Just had a Tsingtao, the Chinese Century really is at hand.

#ItWorked #AlcoholIsGodsGreatGift #DayBoozingUntilIDie

#NeedTheHairOfTheDogThatBitMe

dude why did someone ring my doorbell and leave a pizzabox covered in blood at the doorstep

My pizza fell off the seat while I was driving back earlier; guess I’m not eating tonight

Woke up and did it AGAIN award

Vomited again award

Wasabi Flavour Coated Peanuts… my only weakness…

I hate winter so much