trying to get my chud parents to try out balatro....

WAIT IN THE AUDIO DRAMA IT ISN'T OGILVY BUT THE NARRATOR; IM SORRY

why did ogilvy say "the chances of anything coming from mars is a million in one" :(

Omg that pitcher of IPA I had has made me so tipsy help me

Thinking about what I should get for lunch... I had poutine yesterday, so I probs shouldn't have that...

if u lov e phonk... dm mme..

I hate facial hair so much, why is it so ITCHY

I accidentally used “:3” instead of “:)” in a text responding to my grandpa, it’s so over

I can’t sleep…

I love pootine…

Omg alien is such a cool movie

(:

:)

What if socialism was a beer…

Watching da sopranos!!!!!

where does one find a good ol’ nightcap….

I love beans so much im gonna cry

Correction: jfk called me out for not sleeping

Someone just called me out for not sleeping….

made the latinx taco from turbo for lunch