"Humans can become anything. And that's a very cruel thing."

Don't tell me what to listen to, don't tell me what to wear, don't tell me what the fuck to do, cause homie I don't care

I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT, PERFECT HOME OR SHINY CAR, DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, EVERYONES TOO MUCH FOR ME

I love {chemical name}

the autistic joy i get from good fresh fruit is unparalleled

It should be everyone’s job to pick up trash, pull weeds, and look out for each other

Joey Valence & Brae are like, the not-evil counterpart to City Morgue

“i know it’s an inconvenience for you, but it’s a double win for me, so it’s kinda still a win-win situation”

shirt tags hate to see me grab the seam ripper

you ever smell something so intoxicating that you understand the idea of aphrodisiacs?

when am i gonna meat a millionaires son? im bored of being the rare one

I love exercise bands!!

BREAK NECKS, IM THE CHIROPRACTOR — CALM DOWN, YOU KNOW I GOTCHA

my dream is to try every fruit and meat this world has to offer me

I did soooooooooo much today, but ☝🏻 i also have homemade blackberry syrup now

just drank 3 cups of black tea and feel like someone performed necromancy on me

Just remember that whatever you’re doing, someone has done it worse, and an overconfident man has done it with no experience

aaaaaa i;m so forgetful lately. i dont like it >:(

Judge matters by merit, judge action by its timing

Its a fine line between inspiring curiosity or being one