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if you think about it, status updates are just the modern version of bloodletting

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ooops 🎱 3 days ago

get over the stage fright, the spotlight isn't going anywhere

ooops 🥰 4 days ago

Ive spent today reading and smoking weed

ooops 👀 4 days ago

if you look at flavors on a molecular level, they're kinda just playing tetris

ooops 💀 5 days ago

how hard is it to just take me seriously about my health!!!! for fucks sake

ooops 👀 5 days ago

just realized that TOOBOE reminds me of The Strokes (Room on Fire album specifically)

ooops ✏️ 5 days ago

tightfisted and clinging or palms wide open, welcoming the severed thread

ooops 🎶 7 days ago

if i get bored, i'll throw it away

ooops 🔥 8 days ago

nooooooo my hot chips are too hot 😔

ooops 😡 8 days ago

i fucking HATE STIIZY SO MUCH FUCK THEIR SHITTY CHEAP DABS WHY DOESNT ANYONE CARRY GOOD PRODUCT ANYMORE AAAAAAAA

ooops 🥹 9 days ago

I love when my cooking advice is helpful for someone aw

ooops 🧐 9 days ago

all spiders are females by default to me because i just assume the males are already dead (or hiding and clinging to their measly lives)

ooops 🤔 10 days ago

*guy writing out 8 paragraph replies on reddit* “im SO emotionally healthy! You wouldnt BELIEVE how well adjusted i am!!!”

ooops 👀 11 days ago

everything in moderation, including moderation

ooops 🙃 12 days ago

Ughhhhhhh im having the hardest time eating today

ooops 🎶 12 days ago

MWAH please please, i want you so bad, call my name and anytime I'll come hither 💗

ooops 👀 13 days ago

i wonder if ill ever be functional lol

ooops 🤐 13 days ago

writing a letter i'll probably never show them

ooops 🎶 13 days ago

why would i desecrate a carcass? why let the offal go to waste? it's love that guides my cleaver with such tenderness

ooops 🤐 14 days ago

hm. unsure what to make of that.

ooops 😎 16 days ago

Life is a balancing act and baby, I have bad ankles

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