Anyone else skip the bread sometimes and just pour honey over a spoonful of peanut butter?
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if you think about it, status updates are just the modern version of bloodletting
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Whats your form worth without any function?
my favorite βtoysβ growing up were a bug vacuum, circuit board builder, and mini chem lab. which could mean nothing.
Fascinating how some people seem to think that any advertising is inherently evil
they should make a long dash but instead of a dash its a hook to emulate the "giant hook pulling you offstage" thing
you ever try to be positive and it just feels like one of those shen comics where 5 buff dudes show up to beat the shit out of you
had to basically Stop Doing Anything Fun by 5pm today bc my arm was hurting so fuckin bad :K
Is it really summer in California if I donβt hear a firetruck every day
discord should let me link my imood. cowards.
Just pick a direction and walk.
If youβre waiting for the world to change before you try to change yourself, youβll be a slave to your habits for the rest of time
is this really as good as it gets?
being more cunning than caring is unbecoming
Do people actually like me or are they just entertained by me? The world may never know
i mustnt nap..... naps are of the devil....... naps just waste a day and ruin my sleep schedule.........
You cant change ppls opinions of the past, but you can remind them its the past by moving on
life is more fun when you know what you can get away with
wish i had a drink rn
Why the FUCK am i still AWAKE
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0syjzEW5rzRguS1sc1Vz19 current soundtrack