guns need to misfire more often when people drop them in media

Overwhelmed? Pick one (1) thing and do that and think about nothing else.

Y’all need to stop outsourcing basic human interactions to therapy because you’re uncomfortable with them

Oh! Had I known the boredom that my talents had in store for me, I would still have asked for them.

I turn the whole dance floor into Murphy’s Law: anything bad that can happen prolly will

break your rules

bad luck? skill issue.

denali - PtM does some fucked up shit to me with that composition

I hope you all know that if you have Discord decor, it makes it impossible to tell what your PFP is at a glance

not quite understanding it but like, totally getting it

Life pro tip: keep old socks and use them as dusting gloves

I swear luck is a sentient entity with a sense of humor, and it thinks I’m funny as fuck

What can I say? Lady luck loves me. I got mad game — but don’t get it twisted, I ain’t sweaty.

Luck so bad it circles back around to being good, like a bad movie

you are sisyphus, and you must imagine yourself happy

"Humans can become anything. And that's a very cruel thing."

Don't tell me what to listen to, don't tell me what to wear, don't tell me what the fuck to do, cause homie I don't care

I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT, PERFECT HOME OR SHINY CAR, DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, EVERYONES TOO MUCH FOR ME

I love {chemical name}

the autistic joy i get from good fresh fruit is unparalleled