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if you think about it, status updates are just the modern version of bloodletting
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Ive spent today reading and smoking weed
if you look at flavors on a molecular level, they're kinda just playing tetris
how hard is it to just take me seriously about my health!!!! for fucks sake
just realized that TOOBOE reminds me of The Strokes (Room on Fire album specifically)
tightfisted and clinging or palms wide open, welcoming the severed thread
if i get bored, i'll throw it away
nooooooo my hot chips are too hot 😔
i fucking HATE STIIZY SO MUCH FUCK THEIR SHITTY CHEAP DABS WHY DOESNT ANYONE CARRY GOOD PRODUCT ANYMORE AAAAAAAA
I love when my cooking advice is helpful for someone aw
all spiders are females by default to me because i just assume the males are already dead (or hiding and clinging to their measly lives)
*guy writing out 8 paragraph replies on reddit* “im SO emotionally healthy! You wouldnt BELIEVE how well adjusted i am!!!”
everything in moderation, including moderation
Ughhhhhhh im having the hardest time eating today
MWAH please please, i want you so bad, call my name and anytime I'll come hither 💗
i wonder if ill ever be functional lol
writing a letter i'll probably never show them
why would i desecrate a carcass? why let the offal go to waste? it's love that guides my cleaver with such tenderness
hm. unsure what to make of that.
Life is a balancing act and baby, I have bad ankles