nooooooo my hot chips are too hot 😔
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if you think about it, status updates are just the modern version of bloodletting
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i fucking HATE STIIZY SO MUCH FUCK THEIR SHITTY CHEAP DABS WHY DOESNT ANYONE CARRY GOOD PRODUCT ANYMORE AAAAAAAA
I love when my cooking advice is helpful for someone aw
all spiders are females by default to me because i just assume the males are already dead (or hiding and clinging to their measly lives)
*guy writing out 8 paragraph replies on reddit* “im SO emotionally healthy! You wouldnt BELIEVE how well adjusted i am!!!”
everything in moderation, including moderation
Ughhhhhhh im having the hardest time eating today
MWAH please please, i want you so bad, call my name and anytime I'll come hither 💗
i wonder if ill ever be functional lol
writing a letter i'll probably never show them
why would i desecrate a carcass? why let the offal go to waste? it's love that guides my cleaver with such tenderness
hm. unsure what to make of that.
Life is a balancing act and baby, I have bad ankles
Did yall know that in order to have more time in the day, you have to use the time to do stuff?? Tragic
"rather than a spiral i want to turn into a vortex and be beautiful"
Its upsetting how effective splashing cold water on my face in the morning is
so unmotivated lately smh
PMS so bad i straight up cannot sleep smh
Economic bubbles are psychologically fascinating to me. Like bestie what the fuck are we doing.
Friendly reminder that you can just curse in your search query to get rid of the AI results