a well-explained magic system is indistinguishable from sci-fi

“Those ants outnumber us 100 to 1! If we let one of them stand up to us, they might all stand up to us."

why let the offal go to waste? it's love that guides my cleaver with tenderness

i hope this fever is just from fatigue and im not actually sick lol

the cycle of getting lonely, finding community, becoming known, growing claustrophobic, wandering somewhere fresh, getting lonely—

big bowl of oatmeal and a tall glass of plum juice 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

the time will pass anyway

sleep has been a chore lately.

sleep has been a chore lately.

HE HAD IT COMING

Call me Yoshikage Kira the way my nails are growing out faster than usual and it’s making me kind of irritated

Damn, looks like they got him

Hate on imperial measurements all you want, I’m still not weighing my flour

May more evil capitalists have the fear of god put into them, amen

i think im pmsing

Im so tired of being the thoughtful one.

takes a greedy mongrel to know one

“Demon lord” is a funny way to spell “macguffin” but ok

ah, sciatica, my beloathed

Yall ever have a pear so good it brings peace to your weary soul