break your rules

bad luck? skill issue.

denali - PtM does some fucked up shit to me with that composition

I hope you all know that if you have Discord decor, it makes it impossible to tell what your PFP is at a glance

not quite understanding it but like, totally getting it

Life pro tip: keep old socks and use them as dusting gloves

I swear luck is a sentient entity with a sense of humor, and it thinks I’m funny as fuck

What can I say? Lady luck loves me. I got mad game — but don’t get it twisted, I ain’t sweaty.

Luck so bad it circles back around to being good, like a bad movie

you are sisyphus, and you must imagine yourself happy

"Humans can become anything. And that's a very cruel thing."

Don't tell me what to listen to, don't tell me what to wear, don't tell me what the fuck to do, cause homie I don't care

I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT, PERFECT HOME OR SHINY CAR, DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, EVERYONES TOO MUCH FOR ME

I love {chemical name}

the autistic joy i get from good fresh fruit is unparalleled

It should be everyone’s job to pick up trash, pull weeds, and look out for each other

Joey Valence & Brae are like, the not-evil counterpart to City Morgue

“i know it’s an inconvenience for you, but it’s a double win for me, so it’s kinda still a win-win situation”

shirt tags hate to see me grab the seam ripper

you ever smell something so intoxicating that you understand the idea of aphrodisiacs?