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if you think about it, status updates are just the modern version of bloodletting

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ooops 🔥 4 hours ago

nooooooo my hot chips are too hot 😔

ooops 😡 10 hours ago

i fucking HATE STIIZY SO MUCH FUCK THEIR SHITTY CHEAP DABS WHY DOESNT ANYONE CARRY GOOD PRODUCT ANYMORE AAAAAAAA

ooops 🥹 17 hours ago

I love when my cooking advice is helpful for someone aw

ooops 🧐 1 day ago

all spiders are females by default to me because i just assume the males are already dead (or hiding and clinging to their measly lives)

ooops 🤔 2 days ago

*guy writing out 8 paragraph replies on reddit* “im SO emotionally healthy! You wouldnt BELIEVE how well adjusted i am!!!”

ooops 👀 3 days ago

everything in moderation, including moderation

ooops 🙃 4 days ago

Ughhhhhhh im having the hardest time eating today

ooops 🎶 4 days ago

MWAH please please, i want you so bad, call my name and anytime I'll come hither 💗

ooops 👀 4 days ago

i wonder if ill ever be functional lol

ooops 🤐 5 days ago

writing a letter i'll probably never show them

ooops 🎶 5 days ago

why would i desecrate a carcass? why let the offal go to waste? it's love that guides my cleaver with such tenderness

ooops 🤐 6 days ago

hm. unsure what to make of that.

ooops 😎 8 days ago

Life is a balancing act and baby, I have bad ankles

ooops 😱 8 days ago

Did yall know that in order to have more time in the day, you have to use the time to do stuff?? Tragic

ooops 🎶 9 days ago

"rather than a spiral i want to turn into a vortex and be beautiful"

ooops ❄️ 9 days ago

Its upsetting how effective splashing cold water on my face in the morning is

ooops 🥱 12 days ago

so unmotivated lately smh

ooops 🙃 15 days ago

PMS so bad i straight up cannot sleep smh

ooops 💀 20 days ago

Economic bubbles are psychologically fascinating to me. Like bestie what the fuck are we doing.

ooops 🥰 21 days ago

Friendly reminder that you can just curse in your search query to get rid of the AI results

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