Actually fucked up how much planning meals for the week reduces my stressors

Working out downstairs really sucks on leg day

Some words ripen with time, while others wither and rot. Choose wisely.

Who up carving their pumpkin?

SUI UZI ‼️

patience is a hell of a virtue

got a fuji apple the size of a small grapefruit. has science gone too far?

Finally cut my bangs and now i dont feel passively murderous

I almost don’t want to lay down because I know the moment my head hits the bed, I’m gonna be unconscious

If you’re gonna be wrong and loud, I’m gonna loudly tell you why you’re wrong

im gonna make chili tomorrow

love horror that lingers in your soul afterwards

Annoying that rA makes everything make me feverish but at least i can write it off as not sick sick

Life is more enjoyable when you try to enjoy it, who knew?

Well-adjusted people aren’t real, they can’t hurt you

I love how everything smells in the fall

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS ALL OVER MY YARD

Problem causer here to solve problems

It’s easy, but it’s easier for me — they say it’s not fair every time I’m on it

I stay acting funny but he knows that I’m the best 🤭