my dream is to try every fruit and meat this world has to offer me
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I did soooooooooo much today, but ☝🏻 i also have homemade blackberry syrup now
just drank 3 cups of black tea and feel like someone performed necromancy on me
Just remember that whatever you’re doing, someone has done it worse, and an overconfident man has done it with no experience
aaaaaa i;m so forgetful lately. i dont like it >:(
Judge matters by merit, judge action by its timing
Its a fine line between inspiring curiosity or being one
I JUST HAD THE BEST **** !!!
Don’t mind me, just passing through
If you live in the US I truly cannot recommend petit pot puddings enough
I LOVE BEING DESENSITIZED TO THE DUMB SHIT PEOPLE SAY!
Too freaky for the mainstream, too mainstream for the freaks
“the light won’t save me so let the anthropocene watch me GOING FUCKING CRAZY“
Next time you want to fight people online, open Nextdoor and report a local Republican instead
LOQUATS ARE RIPE
Not patient so much as stubborn
fashion is not a right. you are not entitled to be on trend.
you want stuff to be nice. i want stuff to be interesting.
Its crazy how many great sweaters get donated because people think one (1) snag renders it unwearable. More for me ig
“As someone merely drifting through life, she had trampled over it with her innate instincts”