(waiting for the subway that also happens to be taking too long) I didn't need to sprint across the street

you ever look at a past social interaction and are like hmm i crushed that im The goat

you ever wanna scream at the top of your lungs but you don't want to bother anyone so you Don't

(studying with people at uni) they don't know i just updated my Game

Nice (not) to see Nintendo still be the king at making games but be horrible at marketing

I love when the class nerd who always shouts the answer before the teacher is done explaining gets it wrong. get fucked buddy

im comfortable being a man so its frustrating to see stores making the most fire clothes for women and incredibly dull stuff for men

you ever feel like one of your eyes is about to suddenly explode but then it goes back to normal

oooaoohhhh it works iT WORKS im so excited oouuuaaaghhhhhrrr

the netflix games catalog would be so fire if it wasn't restricted to mobile games for no reason

(In programming 101 class) this is probably fire if you dont know anything about coding

Does anybody have any game ideas

when you could've worded your joke better but the (Edited)'s aura is as bad as a typo anyways

Installed mobile tetris to goof around. After a few tries apparently I have the highest score on my city. I Didnt know I was chill like that

finally figured out how to make sensitivity settings for touch controls we're so back

ate a pineapple the other day. haven't done so in years. goated fruit man S tier I don't care if it eatsm y tongue

(cleaning the bathroom) God i would make such a good malewife

Had a 20 minute fight with a mosquito who bit my eye at midnight. Frantically checking every corner of my room with a light like fnaf 4

shoutout Bluesky you the goat

unemployed status, here i come!