I like doing tasks it makes me feel like i deserve to live

IDK why but mosquitoes have a running gag of always biting me in the eye

Next 24 hours boutta be real miserable

I wanna shoot some guy five times in the chest (it's hot today)

bikemaxxed for 3 hours yesterday and now my body is paying the price

maybe i dont appreciate the scenery i get everyday enough

when you lowkey a bum who does nothing all day (i'm in vacation)

when you gotta act politically neutral so your ride home doesn't leave you on the street at midnight

sometimes when i become aware i've been procrastinating for hours i scream to go back to normal

i am not. Creating anything. I CAN DO IT!!!!

limit test or testing my limit

(waiting for the subway that also happens to be taking too long) I didn't need to sprint across the street

you ever look at a past social interaction and are like hmm i crushed that im The goat

you ever wanna scream at the top of your lungs but you don't want to bother anyone so you Don't

(studying with people at uni) they don't know i just updated my Game

Nice (not) to see Nintendo still be the king at making games but be horrible at marketing

I love when the class nerd who always shouts the answer before the teacher is done explaining gets it wrong. get fucked buddy

im comfortable being a man so its frustrating to see stores making the most fire clothes for women and incredibly dull stuff for men

you ever feel like one of your eyes is about to suddenly explode but then it goes back to normal

oooaoohhhh it works iT WORKS im so excited oouuuaaaghhhhhrrr