ate a pineapple the other day. haven't done so in years. goated fruit man S tier I don't care if it eatsm y tongue
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(cleaning the bathroom) God i would make such a good malewife
Had a 20 minute fight with a mosquito who bit my eye at midnight. Frantically checking every corner of my room with a light like fnaf 4
shoutout Bluesky you the goat
unemployed status, here i come!
Lowkey need dim lights in my room
I'm gonna consider my english learned when I can listen to an MF DOOM song and understand everything he says on the first try
you ever take a walk on a bright summer day and realize holy shit im dressed exactly like ellis left 4 dead
wow im goated
gotta do a hundred math exercises by tomorrow and its 8 pm might kill someone
tired of people pretending to read a book while they're walking. Your ass is not absorbing ANY information dude
Went to lego store they were playing Not like us
(On vacations) I just need to lock in
why does lying on the floor feel so comfortable
NINTENDO!!! MAKE ANOTHER DONKEY KONG COUNTRY GAME, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
(In a minor misunderstanding with someone) This is just like curb your enthusiasm
she's so pretty oh my god dude
my dog has them little shoes on, every time she walks it sounds like the spider from Lethal Company
does color affect us phisically
Thank God for doctors with 3d animation skills