when you could've worded your joke better but the (Edited)'s aura is as bad as a typo anyways

Installed mobile tetris to goof around. After a few tries apparently I have the highest score on my city. I Didnt know I was chill like that

finally figured out how to make sensitivity settings for touch controls we're so back

ate a pineapple the other day. haven't done so in years. goated fruit man S tier I don't care if it eatsm y tongue

(cleaning the bathroom) God i would make such a good malewife

Had a 20 minute fight with a mosquito who bit my eye at midnight. Frantically checking every corner of my room with a light like fnaf 4

shoutout Bluesky you the goat

unemployed status, here i come!

Lowkey need dim lights in my room

I'm gonna consider my english learned when I can listen to an MF DOOM song and understand everything he says on the first try

you ever take a walk on a bright summer day and realize holy shit im dressed exactly like ellis left 4 dead

wow im goated

gotta do a hundred math exercises by tomorrow and its 8 pm might kill someone

tired of people pretending to read a book while they're walking. Your ass is not absorbing ANY information dude

Went to lego store they were playing Not like us

(On vacations) I just need to lock in

why does lying on the floor feel so comfortable

NINTENDO!!! MAKE ANOTHER DONKEY KONG COUNTRY GAME, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

(In a minor misunderstanding with someone) This is just like curb your enthusiasm

she's so pretty oh my god dude