im comfortable being a man so its frustrating to see stores making the most fire clothes for women and incredibly dull stuff for men

you ever feel like one of your eyes is about to suddenly explode but then it goes back to normal

oooaoohhhh it works iT WORKS im so excited oouuuaaaghhhhhrrr

the netflix games catalog would be so fire if it wasn't restricted to mobile games for no reason

(In programming 101 class) this is probably fire if you dont know anything about coding

Does anybody have any game ideas

when you could've worded your joke better but the (Edited)'s aura is as bad as a typo anyways

Installed mobile tetris to goof around. After a few tries apparently I have the highest score on my city. I Didnt know I was chill like that

finally figured out how to make sensitivity settings for touch controls we're so back

ate a pineapple the other day. haven't done so in years. goated fruit man S tier I don't care if it eatsm y tongue

(cleaning the bathroom) God i would make such a good malewife

Had a 20 minute fight with a mosquito who bit my eye at midnight. Frantically checking every corner of my room with a light like fnaf 4

shoutout Bluesky you the goat

unemployed status, here i come!

Lowkey need dim lights in my room

I'm gonna consider my english learned when I can listen to an MF DOOM song and understand everything he says on the first try

you ever take a walk on a bright summer day and realize holy shit im dressed exactly like ellis left 4 dead

wow im goated

gotta do a hundred math exercises by tomorrow and its 8 pm might kill someone

tired of people pretending to read a book while they're walking. Your ass is not absorbing ANY information dude