man I should get out of here

god DAMN I am a smooth liar

if I let you in, would you ever forgive me?

sitting in a hell of my own making!

what's the catch?

these animal metaphors are kicking my ass

with a heavy heart I must place this terro bait

receding into a fossil to be discovered a billion years from now

I tire of waking...

cursed myself with forbidden and very useless knowledge just for the fun of it

are we chill with speaking into the void?

at least they know I'm human?

this time i'll be twice as gentle

the solution is personal

insert overdone reference about being in this building once more

feeling sympathy for the contrarian...

sincerity is dead, long live irony!

ending my torrid love affair with the Discourse TM

y'ever have a moment of clarity and change your mind in the middle of a blogpost about your mindset? highly recommend!

staring into the eyes of a wicked decision tree of my whole existence or something