family guy death pose

ollie say no to additional work hours challenge (impossible)

2nd 12 hour work day in a row done i feel like i got jumped in an alley

accidentally cut a chunk of hair really short and now i have half of a fuckass bang my life is over

animal crossing fans out there what are our opinions on peanut

alysa liu lets gooooooo

why does my roommate always shower at 11pm on the dot

ah another february 1st another year of me ignoring hourly comic day

if you as a man do not use the word please just know i am fantasizing about ripping your throat out with my teeth

i just want to start biting

had a dream last night that i cut my hair to chin length and was really really sad about it

debating DNFing mrs. dalloway... only 200 pages but i already want to rip my hair out

GOT A NEW UKULELE FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!! YIPPEE!!

text from someone from high school jumpscare

i fear i am falling back into my old habits. i have watched the movie the martian twice in the past day

why is my body rebelling against me

trying so hard to be an optimism warrior but why is it always one thing after another

accidentally took my meds twice last night and had a crazy nightmare

i actually think i would find it very fulfilling to be one of santa's elves. dream job

after 2 years ollie finally fixed their guestbook #winning