staring in the mirror chanting "i'm not an alcoholic" #positiveaffirmations

julie and the phantoms shrine coming along sooo slowly... i need it to look PERFECT

i try so hard to curate a reputation as the romeo and juliet fanatic but nooooo i'm the homestuck guy

what's a bitch gotta do to run away with the circus these days

SINNERS 🔥🔥🔥🔥

crying on the sidewalk to reo speedwagon's "can't fight this feeling"

massachusetts more like massive huge tits

wait ok blotto is now my new favorite imood choice. blotto???? i am only slightly drunk right now but i am blotto in spirit

trying to telepathically communicate with the hottie on the train

julie and the phantoms shrine slowly but surely coming along

the "everything i create needs to be a unique masterpiece" disease is taking hold once more

relapsed (watching julie and the phantoms again)

have a knot in my stomach how do i tell my friend how much he's been making me feel like shit lately

my friend is pissing me off why does everything always have to be about him

my shakespeare book automatically flips to the first page of r+j like it's saying "i know what you want you sick fuck"

1:37am drunk on the ne o cities

today in new job: went on a city-wide quest for binoculars which was harder than it sounds

new job got me having stress dreams about oat milk

first day at new scary gig complete i made 5 embarrassing mistakes and my bosses are a little difficult

i wish it was socially acceptable for me to bite my roommate and shake him like prey