"do you think I ignore my body?" "actually I think you listen to your body a bit too much"

Holy fuck this ps4 was dusty

being sober is so underrated. wtf was that

how did i end up with not one but two spouses

cunts & cucumbers

"this looks like shaftal chai"

Hope all scalpers go out of business and then bald

Calling my future kids Kachalu, Shaftalu, and Alu Bukhara

Sucks trying to look for a new work bag when i just want a copy of the one i have rn. also why is everything €200

Chalaw is life. It cures my mental, gives me strength and soothes my emotions. You could never make me hate white rice. Send Tweet

CHALAW I MEANT CHALAW

NOTHING WILL EVER MAKE ME BETRAY YOU @chala

weddings are all about reproducing culture. some practices are especially redundant in modern society but we do em anyways.

"istiqlol"

Seems like the worst time to start a ribbon master journey.... Yet here I am!

"Les Enfants de Miromek" sounds like a sick children's book but no it's a train station anagram I haven't been able to figure out for months

Bad research session + laptop broke in 1 day. What did i do to deserve that tho

Every day I'm glad I did my pkmn game collecting before it got popular again because what are these prices

Boo there goes my one way of keeping up with twitter

Not Dolly Parton!!!!!