being sober is so underrated. wtf was that

how did i end up with not one but two spouses

cunts & cucumbers

"this looks like shaftal chai"

Hope all scalpers go out of business and then bald

Calling my future kids Kachalu, Shaftalu, and Alu Bukhara

Sucks trying to look for a new work bag when i just want a copy of the one i have rn. also why is everything €200

Chalaw is life. It cures my mental, gives me strength and soothes my emotions. You could never make me hate white rice. Send Tweet

CHALAW I MEANT CHALAW

NOTHING WILL EVER MAKE ME BETRAY YOU @chala

weddings are all about reproducing culture. some practices are especially redundant in modern society but we do em anyways.

"istiqlol"

Seems like the worst time to start a ribbon master journey.... Yet here I am!

"Les Enfants de Miromek" sounds like a sick children's book but no it's a train station anagram I haven't been able to figure out for months

Bad research session + laptop broke in 1 day. What did i do to deserve that tho

Every day I'm glad I did my pkmn game collecting before it got popular again because what are these prices

Boo there goes my one way of keeping up with twitter

Not Dolly Parton!!!!!

Mariam held a concert here in March??? How the fuck did I not know

When you want to get yourself cute keycaps but you have a low profile keychron