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CAPY ALWAYS WINS!
CAPY WILL PREVAIL!

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capybara 💀 5 days ago

I have the most fire username on Deadjournal now, but I don't think anyone uses it. lol

capybara 🎶 6 days ago

FEED ON THE WOUND AND / SERVE IT UP / CUT IT UP / BREAK IT UP / SERVE UP MY DIRTY BEAT

capybara 🌈 11 days ago

The girl I like at work has tattoos... I am so gay 😔

capybara 🛹 12 days ago

Walked home from work today. Based and anti-carpilled.

capybara 🤖 19 days ago

I wish I was Gen X so I could've seen MTV when it was actually good

capybara 🌧️ 30 days ago

I want to mirror my site on Nekoweb, but I don't think I can keep up with updating two identical sites...

capybara 💀 32 days ago

I was playing En Esch on my bluetooth speakers and my mom called it "scary monster rock"...

capybara 🌈 32 days ago

I realized I'll be past the minimum age to be president when Trump is out of office. Do you think I should run for president in 2028?

capybara 🤒 33 days ago

I'm postponing my site update because I have to go to bed early.

capybara 💡 35 days ago

I did my taxes today. How do you do, fellow adults?

capybara ☕️ 37 days ago

Eggs have become more expensive since November. So much for yall's orange fucktard fixing the economy.

capybara 😎 43 days ago

Azura stannies yall are my enemy until CYL9 ends. Do NOT get between me and my woman winning.

capybara ✏️ 47 days ago

I can't believe Dubya was re-elected! I'm moving to Canada!

capybara ❤️ 52 days ago

I preordered my copy of Xenoblade X on the Nintendo store!!!

capybara 🙃 53 days ago

I want to commission people and buy adopts more :(

capybara 🌈 56 days ago

Note to self: Top Ramen brand has the least amount of sodium.

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