welcome to my beautiful 26th birthday kingdom

it's business boy time big business boy time for boy business

might just be time to begin my yearly monkees rewatch

somehow all of the best YTPs were made exactly 10 years ago

pepto bismol i'm so sorry i doubted you baby

new dream fear unlocked: swallowed by giant fish

why hasn't anyone figured out how to read a book and sew and practice guitar and eat a snack all at the same time yet??

i wanna move to CANADA. not gonna do it but man i want to

the hesitant coper

i want....to make youtube video

'mushroom cloud' sounds like it would be something fun and whimsical, but alas

4 word horror story: cookie clicker gamer wrist

you don't understand HOW badly i need to make a giant meaningful quilt for myself

if you preface a sentence with 'kids these days' you are automatically 10x more annoying than you were before the sentence started

have you ever read a piece of writing so bad it made you question your own grip on the english language

when the going gets tough.....well have you tried drinking some almond milk about it

too sleepy to live too restless to die

youtube recommendations are so bad today it's actually insulting

putting in overtime at the torture labyrinth

i always have this feeling like i'm supposed to be doing something important but i don't know what it is