they call alabama the crimson tide...call me deacon blues >:3

i fucking hate thanksgiving

im so bad at peeling the shell off of boiled eggs im gonna be the laughing stock of this entire town

dangerously close to coding a webshrine for my new favorite podcast

well

my new life starts today

one direction on tha mind

stomping my feet and throwing a hissy fit to heal my inner child

AHHHH so many noises in my house too many NOISESSS

in 2025 we're bringing back loincloths in a major way

finally getting around to doing some mending uwu

my beautiful wife the internet archive has woken from her slumber

you mess w the internet archive u mess w me.....

i need autumnal soups

i start level 1 improv classes in a week eeee

when you're having a worlds most beautiful little nap but your stomach will not stop growling painfully and voraciously

bumper sticker that says 'sam reich is gangstalking me'

ok time to be normal

welcome to my beautiful 26th birthday kingdom

it's business boy time big business boy time for boy business