I keep telling myself that I should update my status.cafe more often, but I keep forgetting about it.

I wonder if I should shower butt booty naked with a ghost tonight.

I wake up real early in the morning and scream loud as fuck

Everything I touch turns into crack taken seriously.

Always the shit stain never the shit 🥀

2 cups of coffee today and I still manage to feel sleepy.

I should start a commonplace book.

Did a lot at work today, good heavens. Busy, busy day.

i took my meds on an empty stomach and i am FEELING IT MR KRABS.

Is it just me or does today feel like 10 years?

i wore my iron lung shirt when i got my bloodwork done market pliers and David Szymanski would be proud #parasocial /j

So enamored by a grown ass rock. (Rocky from Project Hail Mary)

Ate a fistful of salted peanuts and got a tummy ache

Got myself 20oz iced dirty chai for morale

Thinking about my sandwich rn

I was gonna read Project Hail Mary but here I am reading fanfic about it instead what the FUCK am I doing? 🥀

So so tired.

❤️ my ballers and lalas

I need to bury my head in MORE fanfics

Super sleepy day