I think the best time to commit a murder would be on Halloween cuz if anyone saw you with blood & a weapon they'd think it's a costume/j

Soft drizzle turned into torrential downpour in like half a second like damn

Existing ain’t for the weak that’s for sure.

The older I get, the more birthdays feel like an obligation rather than a celebration.

Better to look like a ditzy fool than a foolish smartass I think

Me: (In a chilly room) Brain: You are going to die of exposure. You’re going to die of exposure and it’s all your fault

Time passes by when you’re fighting for your life

I FORGOT TO BRING MY MEDICINE TO WORK FUUUUUCK

I don’t wanna go to work I wanna rest :(((

I’m really tired. Struggling to do anything- not even fun stuff. Can’t even sit long without needing to lay down again. Sighsss.

My boyfriend keeps calling me gay someone tell him he's wrong

Drinking iced coffee :)

I cant hyperfixate the way I used to cuz when I feel the fatigue settle in, I *feel* it settle in ykwim

Wracking my brain about art commission prices. I can never tell if I’m charging too much or too little

Starting to feel like an old man giving some kid life advice. 👴 When I was your age— (Starts coughing out ashes)

Missed a dose of my meds last night and I already feel like ass. What the hell

Spring Jasmine tea tastes like watered down air freshener. I enjoy it

Driving is a rhythm game, except the rhythm game can cost you your life

I left my chicken to marinate on the countertop and guess what I found when I came back to it 😍 hint: it’s small, black insects with 6 legs

I don't remember ever subscribing to unlimited torment