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sivonratmeat ๐Ÿ”ฅ 1 day ago

Itโ€™s so hot today. I see heat waves radiating off the asphalt

sivonratmeat ๐Ÿฅน 11 days ago

Me, sitting in silence in the office having my attempts to eat dinner be interrupted thrice by calls: can I please eat now

sivonratmeat ๐Ÿ˜ญ 11 days ago

โ€œYes! Finally, I can eat dinnerโ€ I mused foolishly. The phone begins to ring as I sat down.

sivonratmeat ๐Ÿ™ƒ 11 days ago

โ€œThat's rough, buddy,โ€ I say, looking into a mirror.

sivonratmeat ๐Ÿ™ƒ 18 days ago

Common thoughts while using a foot with a toe wound to step on the gas: owie, ouch, ow, yeowie

sivonratmeat ๐Ÿ’€ 18 days ago

If my body is a temple itโ€™s fucking crumbling rn ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™

sivonratmeat ๐Ÿ˜ญ 21 days ago

ZOLOFT WITHDRAWALS ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ LIGHTNING IN MY BRAIN ๐Ÿง  SEND HELP

sivonratmeat ๐Ÿ˜ญ 24 days ago

I laid down and immediately crumbled as I felt my spine flare up in pain

sivonratmeat ๐Ÿ˜ฑ 27 days ago

My vein hurts because the nurse moved the needle while it was inside it as she was drawing blood. Owie

sivonratmeat ๐Ÿ˜ญ 32 days ago

Automatic Hand sanitizer dispenser squirted sideways instead of landing on my palm what is the point anymore.

sivonratmeat ๐Ÿ’ค 34 days ago

Me, getting ready for work: I canโ€™t wait to go home and take a fat fucking nap

sivonratmeat ๐Ÿ’€ 37 days ago

Itโ€™s only 10:40am and Iโ€™m already exhausted

sivonratmeat ๐Ÿ˜ญ 39 days ago

Internally wanting to wiggle and trash around like a cockroach that got sprayed with raid because this pc is loading 5ever

sivonratmeat ๐Ÿ”ฅ 55 days ago

Sometimes all a guy needs is KIDNEY STONES ENVIRONMENTAL ENRICHMENT ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ

sivonratmeat ๐Ÿ˜ญ 56 days ago

Getting a work-related phone call while pissing is one of the worst things ever. Should I pee faster or answer while pissing? Who knows

sivonratmeat ๐Ÿ“ฑ 58 days ago

The dropping phone counter has gone upโ€” make that 4

sivonratmeat ๐Ÿ“ฑ 58 days ago

Number of times I dropped a tele/phone today: 3 and counting

sivonratmeat ๐Ÿ’€ 59 days ago

โ€œI should make more female charactersโ€ I say, as I make yet another boy

sivonratmeat ๐Ÿ™‚ 61 days ago

I couldโ€™ve used the little copper wire to tickle someoneโ€™s ear, but I didnโ€™t. Glad to know my self control is still intact

sivonratmeat โ˜€๏ธ 66 days ago

Feeling like my skin hadnโ€™t been kissed by the sunlight in years

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