Lowkenuinely hibernating as of recently

My iron lung shirt arrived! Peace and love on planet earth

I put too much coffee in my milk but then i remembered that a friend of mine allegedly ordered 9 shots of espresso at starbucks.

Been telling myself I should microblog everyday. Maybe I should set a reminder for it…?

Body clock’s in an odd limbo where I feel like I need to sleep but I am getting a headache from oversleeping. Due to the graveyard shift.

The sun cookk me. It cookk me real bad

I have an irrational anxiety that the 3ft tall statue of San Pedro Calungsod would move and attack me while I was unveiling it.

I should mod fallout like I planned to Continues to lay on my bed #executivedysfunction

Got a stomachache but I’m at work so #wemove

Just finished SBR ep 1 an hour or so ago and I’m still buzzed.

Saw SBR coming thursday on netflix and made a noise that i could only describe as an angry screeching frog

Don't ask me how Doppio Vinegar from JJBA became a comfort character of sorts I deadass don't know.

Oh, bartender! One hearty serving of kysp please.

I’d love to have more art moots

I keep forgetting to say shit here el oh el

Either my music taste is geriatric or fallout has irreparably ruined my neural pathways.

Craving a tall, cold can of Twisted tea right now.

The front part of my legs is wet. It’s moist. My pants are sticking to my skin and it’s uncomfortable. Someone help me.

today i will get over my dislike of dinuguan (eats one morsel, spits it out)

I think the best time to commit a murder would be on Halloween cuz if anyone saw you with blood & a weapon they'd think it's a costume/j