I managed to catch 3 babies staring at me today. Is there something on my face?

ELECTRICITY IS BACK THANK GOD

Cold showers in humid weather is peak. I can feel the slime wash off of me. Downside is I’d want to stay under the shower forever

Power’s been out for hours- so bored.

It’s storming out so I get to have a day off of work. I like the sound of heavy rain.

So it turns out I was nauseated not because I’m dying but because I was hungry. Who would’ve guessed?

Think I need a lobotomy or like a coma atp

Ate at an expensive buffet yesterday while not sleeping a wink. It was delicious so #worthit

Lowkenuinely hibernating as of recently

My iron lung shirt arrived! Peace and love on planet earth

I put too much coffee in my milk but then i remembered that a friend of mine allegedly ordered 9 shots of espresso at starbucks.

Been telling myself I should microblog everyday. Maybe I should set a reminder for it…?

Body clock’s in an odd limbo where I feel like I need to sleep but I am getting a headache from oversleeping. Due to the graveyard shift.

The sun cookk me. It cookk me real bad

I have an irrational anxiety that the 3ft tall statue of San Pedro Calungsod would move and attack me while I was unveiling it.

I should mod fallout like I planned to Continues to lay on my bed #executivedysfunction

Got a stomachache but I’m at work so #wemove

Just finished SBR ep 1 an hour or so ago and I’m still buzzed.

Saw SBR coming thursday on netflix and made a noise that i could only describe as an angry screeching frog

Don't ask me how Doppio Vinegar from JJBA became a comfort character of sorts I deadass don't know.