sivonratmeat

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Adult | Normal (Self-Diagnosed) | Aspiring death row executioner | Professional boob eater | Devourer of colonies | “Helicopter HogLord”.

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sivonratmeat 👀 19 hours ago

I managed to catch 3 babies staring at me today. Is there something on my face?

sivonratmeat 💡 20 hours ago

ELECTRICITY IS BACK THANK GOD

sivonratmeat 🌧️ 1 day ago

Cold showers in humid weather is peak. I can feel the slime wash off of me. Downside is I’d want to stay under the shower forever

sivonratmeat 🥱 2 days ago

Power’s been out for hours- so bored.

sivonratmeat 🌧️ 3 days ago

It’s storming out so I get to have a day off of work. I like the sound of heavy rain.

sivonratmeat 🙂 4 days ago

So it turns out I was nauseated not because I’m dying but because I was hungry. Who would’ve guessed?

sivonratmeat 💀 4 days ago

Think I need a lobotomy or like a coma atp

sivonratmeat 🍱 5 days ago

Ate at an expensive buffet yesterday while not sleeping a wink. It was delicious so #worthit

sivonratmeat 🥱 6 days ago

Lowkenuinely hibernating as of recently

sivonratmeat 🌈 7 days ago

My iron lung shirt arrived! Peace and love on planet earth

sivonratmeat ☕️ 8 days ago

I put too much coffee in my milk but then i remembered that a friend of mine allegedly ordered 9 shots of espresso at starbucks.

sivonratmeat 🤔 11 days ago

Been telling myself I should microblog everyday. Maybe I should set a reminder for it…?

sivonratmeat 😴 11 days ago

Body clock’s in an odd limbo where I feel like I need to sleep but I am getting a headache from oversleeping. Due to the graveyard shift.

sivonratmeat 🔥 11 days ago

The sun cookk me. It cookk me real bad

sivonratmeat 😱 13 days ago

I have an irrational anxiety that the 3ft tall statue of San Pedro Calungsod would move and attack me while I was unveiling it.

sivonratmeat 🙃 18 days ago

I should mod fallout like I planned to Continues to lay on my bed #executivedysfunction

sivonratmeat 💀 24 days ago

Got a stomachache but I’m at work so #wemove

sivonratmeat 📺 28 days ago

Just finished SBR ep 1 an hour or so ago and I’m still buzzed.

sivonratmeat 🎬 34 days ago

Saw SBR coming thursday on netflix and made a noise that i could only describe as an angry screeching frog

sivonratmeat 😭 37 days ago

Don't ask me how Doppio Vinegar from JJBA became a comfort character of sorts I deadass don't know.

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