Driving is a rhythm game, except the rhythm game can cost you your life

I left my chicken to marinate on the countertop and guess what I found when I came back to it 😍 hint: it’s small, black insects with 6 legs

I don't remember ever subscribing to unlimited torment

This better be a chill night or so help me god…

I received a call, answered, i still had toothpaste and saliva mixed in my mouth, and my first instinct was to swallow so I could talk

Dizzy and it lowkey hurts my head— or am I imagining the pain??? It’s either I’m not used to it or taking both meds once is a bad idea.

Taking an antidepressant and an antipsychotic pill at the same time hits different damn

Today felt like I was hanging around a bunch of 5 year olds and I was the senile senior citizen

Saw a cloud formation shaped like a galumphing elephant this morning. Very cool.

I used a water resistant marker unknowingly…Due to my genius…

Z finding more and more permanent markers to mark his body with and beijg surprised when they are, in fact, permanent:

trying to unlearn the shame of drawing one oc multiple times

Thinking about doing crossword/find the word puzzles.

💔🥀⛓️ #alwayspunished

Got three attacks for artfight done today. As someone who’s slow, that’s quite the feat.

Looking at my miniblog and it’s kind of funny seeing myself suffer several inconveniences in a row.

I really gotta lock in on art fight. The horrors persist but so do I 🫩

I need to eat like a healthy adult and not like a 70 year old toddler ong

Hell is real and Im in it

I need a vacation ong