I should mod fallout like I planned to Continues to lay on my bed #executivedysfunction

Got a stomachache but I’m at work so #wemove

Just finished SBR ep 1 an hour or so ago and I’m still buzzed.

Saw SBR coming thursday on netflix and made a noise that i could only describe as an angry screeching frog

Don't ask me how Doppio Vinegar from JJBA became a comfort character of sorts I deadass don't know.

Oh, bartender! One hearty serving of kysp please.

I’d love to have more art moots

I keep forgetting to say shit here el oh el

Either my music taste is geriatric or fallout has irreparably ruined my neural pathways.

Craving a tall, cold can of Twisted tea right now.

The front part of my legs is wet. It’s moist. My pants are sticking to my skin and it’s uncomfortable. Someone help me.

today i will get over my dislike of dinuguan (eats one morsel, spits it out)

I think the best time to commit a murder would be on Halloween cuz if anyone saw you with blood & a weapon they'd think it's a costume/j

Soft drizzle turned into torrential downpour in like half a second like damn

Existing ain’t for the weak that’s for sure.

The older I get, the more birthdays feel like an obligation rather than a celebration.

Better to look like a ditzy fool than a foolish smartass I think

Me: (In a chilly room) Brain: You are going to die of exposure. You’re going to die of exposure and it’s all your fault

Time passes by when you’re fighting for your life

I FORGOT TO BRING MY MEDICINE TO WORK FUUUUUCK