Much like how the boiled egg squirted at me, this chocolate I was given just creamed on my fingers

God the soft island reggae, the room temperature, the warm sunlight outside, the background noise of passing cars are gonna make me pass out

If i am not careful i will fall asleep in this shuttle so im typing here pls send help

The shuttle 😂 just left me 😂 and I was just a few feet away from it when it moved 😂

I wore a belt today. Great start! Hope we keep this streak going. I’m tired of having to pull my pants up

“Why are you panting?” Sometimes I forget to breathe ☝️

I forgot to wear a belt again today this keeps happening

It’s employee appreciation day at work. That’s cute! They even have free breakfast. The coffee tastes both sweet and like water though.

Having to deal with some bitch on a power trip grinds my gears.

Feeling really distracted rn

Just mistook the second L for a C when I read “Laptop Locks” and had to do a double take.

👲Save me little chinese boy, little chinese boy save me…

Finally ate and drank something and I no longer feel like a shriveled, dying raisin!

Finally took off those scrubs so I no longer look like an inflated smurf. I think even the shirt was too big when i looked in the mirror.

I hope my supervisor doesn’t realize that the pant scrubs I took are like a size or two too large for me.

Think i heard my wrist snap crackle and pop

Stretching my wrist is helping. Thank god.

I spent 25% of my life trying to crimp a wire and now my hand is hurting. At least I’m successful after my 3rd try.

It had just occurred to me that “im gonna start stroking it” isnt a normal thing to say to people.

My neurons are being sooooo typical right now. 😀