Nagging feeling in the back of my mind that tells me I might die soon. I’m trying to tell myself it’s nothing

Does anyone else twerk in the shower or is it just me?

Only slept 3 hrs max and it’s day 1 of work let’s get it

Just ate choco chip keto pancakes and it tasted a bit sad, but the choco made up for the sadness.

This house will be the death of me.

Dear diary, I am so fucked.

Took a nap, got a call, got a job offer??? Huh? 😭 I got the job??? I was sure they weren’t gonna choose me because I lack experience…

Got told that my eyebags are darker now. Clearly my sleep is shit too.

Put on a screen protector on my e-reader to the best of my ability, but my ability isn't the best. It looks like a kid with bubonic plague.

I’m exhausted and I’m finding it hard to stay motivated to exist and stay alive holy shiiiiit

Decided to turn off IFTTT in tumblr for my statuses. I’ll probably post long form thoughts there and short stuff here and in bsky.

My mom’s friend told me that I’ve gotten thinner and it made me wonder if I’ve been eating enough. Is that why my energy’s ass?

☕️🗿 Don’t think I’m getting the job, fellas. Too under skilled

My zipper broke and my fly might be WIDE OPEN and I’m gonna FLASH EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME

Considering playing balatro to ignore the dread ™️ but I’m so, so tired

Just answered a phone call butt ass naked with soap suds in my eyes. It was for scheduling a job interview. I don’t recommend it.

I wish I had money oh my god

I would've been content eating a freshly baked but raw in the middle pretzel but alas…

Still experimenting with IFTTT since it’s been an eyesore. Considering removing it on Tumblr and sticking with statuscafe updates on Bsky.

I am of the belief that no beta can skibidi this rizzler gyatt