It had just occurred to me that “im gonna start stroking it” isnt a normal thing to say to people.

My neurons are being sooooo typical right now. 😀

Rocking back and forth in the corner of my enclosure. Rocking back and forth in the corner of my enclosure. Rocking back and forth in the co

I have played these games before!!!! 😭 I said I have played 😭 these games ☝️ before!!! 🗣️ /ref

Forgot to wear a belt today. Gonna have to incrementally pull my pants up

My hand cream creamed at me and released a fat fucking dollop on my palm and I had to use it as lotion on my arms to not waste it.

Brain is soup atm…

I come to this one coffee shop so often that the barista knows me by my name now. It freaks me out lowkey

My brother just asked me why I’m built like a pug.

Every time there’s a bald head within my vicinity I get tempted to place my palm on it and ponder it like an orb.

Deactivated my art twitter. Good riddance.

I am once again nervous ✨

Kinda don’t wanna message anyone one on one today tbh. But I have a lot of oc thoughts. Shame

Nagging feeling in the back of my mind that tells me I might die soon. I’m trying to tell myself it’s nothing

Does anyone else twerk in the shower or is it just me?

Only slept 3 hrs max and it’s day 1 of work let’s get it

Just ate choco chip keto pancakes and it tasted a bit sad, but the choco made up for the sadness.

This house will be the death of me.

Dear diary, I am so fucked.

Took a nap, got a call, got a job offer??? Huh? 😭 I got the job??? I was sure they weren’t gonna choose me because I lack experience…