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hi I'm Uranium and all the girls are in awe of my tism, check out my neocities if you wanna see why

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cmbcoldspot 🎤 9 days ago

went out with my mom to karaoke and I went home early and now I'm waiting for her at the dinner table. how many Loser Points did I gain

cmbcoldspot 👽 9 days ago

in these trying times, I'd like to remind everyone to be afraid of me and how many superpowers I'll get by eating radioactive shrimp

cmbcoldspot 🙂 9 days ago

beginning to realize what some of my posts have implied and wanted to clarify: I have never sat in a bathtub full of soup

cmbcoldspot 🎤 9 days ago

chapter 6 of deltarune. the curtains open. "it's time to reveal who the REAL mike is!!!" friend says... mic inanimate insanity steps out

cmbcoldspot 🤔 34 days ago

my parents want me, a human with the social tendencies of an octopus, to give my brother advice on socializing

cmbcoldspot 🥗 36 days ago

like sitting inside of a soup and eating the soup while you marinate inside of it. that should be mind alteringly pleasant but it sucks

cmbcoldspot 🥗 36 days ago

I kinda fuck w Gnosticism b/c if there is a god they're a dumbass for not making it pleasant to sit inside and eat a big soup

cmbcoldspot 😭 52 days ago

bro I'm moving out and my friend brought her kids over to help and one of them FOUND MY BOX WITH SEX TOYS 😭😭😭😭 KILL ME NOWWWWWWW

cmbcoldspot 🤖 71 days ago

workheads be like "I fucking hate my job"

cmbcoldspot 🙃 71 days ago

bro tell me why my coworker walked in on me crying in the break room and didn't say shit 💀💀 honestly thanks man no need to comment

cmbcoldspot 🙂 71 days ago

crazy fucking overwhelmed and crying at work, taking my 15 to eat brownies and look at tenna fanart. heh.... you could say I'm

cmbcoldspot 💔 73 days ago

I'm on break and my coworker just passed me to drop off more work at my desk that she KNOWS I hate. Motherfucker

cmbcoldspot 😡 92 days ago

in an otherwise silent hospital at 4 in the fucking morning btw

cmbcoldspot 😡 92 days ago

coworker pitching her fuckass church to my other coworker who Won't Stop Yapping btwn playing tiktoks full volume on her phone

cmbcoldspot 🤒 110 days ago

also I coughed this morning and the phlegm had BLOOD in it 💔 thought the cold was done but alas I am tormented so

cmbcoldspot ✅ 110 days ago

Waiting in dr's office for top surgery consultation. suddenly have to use bathroom. only male/female. Chat am I cooked

cmbcoldspot 😭 123 days ago

it's my fucking birthday and I have a cold and my LUNGS HURT AAAAAAGHHHHH LET IT RAIN BLOOD AND BONEESSSSSSS

cmbcoldspot 🙃 124 days ago

may or may not have an STD because a dude threw PISS in my eye. Stay tuned. Also don't work healthcare

cmbcoldspot ❤️ 138 days ago

I LOVE OCTOPI SO FUCKING MUCH

cmbcoldspot 💤 155 days ago

had a dream abt tomodachi life last night and I woke up and IT'S REAL?

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