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hi I'm Uranium and all the girls are in awe of my tism, check out my neocities if you wanna see why
went out with my mom to karaoke and I went home early and now I'm waiting for her at the dinner table. how many Loser Points did I gain
in these trying times, I'd like to remind everyone to be afraid of me and how many superpowers I'll get by eating radioactive shrimp
beginning to realize what some of my posts have implied and wanted to clarify: I have never sat in a bathtub full of soup
chapter 6 of deltarune. the curtains open. "it's time to reveal who the REAL mike is!!!" friend says... mic inanimate insanity steps out
my parents want me, a human with the social tendencies of an octopus, to give my brother advice on socializing
like sitting inside of a soup and eating the soup while you marinate inside of it. that should be mind alteringly pleasant but it sucks
I kinda fuck w Gnosticism b/c if there is a god they're a dumbass for not making it pleasant to sit inside and eat a big soup
bro I'm moving out and my friend brought her kids over to help and one of them FOUND MY BOX WITH SEX TOYS 😭😭😭😭 KILL ME NOWWWWWWW
workheads be like "I fucking hate my job"
bro tell me why my coworker walked in on me crying in the break room and didn't say shit 💀💀 honestly thanks man no need to comment
crazy fucking overwhelmed and crying at work, taking my 15 to eat brownies and look at tenna fanart. heh.... you could say I'm
I'm on break and my coworker just passed me to drop off more work at my desk that she KNOWS I hate. Motherfucker
in an otherwise silent hospital at 4 in the fucking morning btw
coworker pitching her fuckass church to my other coworker who Won't Stop Yapping btwn playing tiktoks full volume on her phone
also I coughed this morning and the phlegm had BLOOD in it 💔 thought the cold was done but alas I am tormented so
Waiting in dr's office for top surgery consultation. suddenly have to use bathroom. only male/female. Chat am I cooked
it's my fucking birthday and I have a cold and my LUNGS HURT AAAAAAGHHHHH LET IT RAIN BLOOD AND BONEESSSSSSS
may or may not have an STD because a dude threw PISS in my eye. Stay tuned. Also don't work healthcare
I LOVE OCTOPI SO FUCKING MUCH
had a dream abt tomodachi life last night and I woke up and IT'S REAL?