may or may not have an STD because a dude threw PISS in my eye. Stay tuned. Also don't work healthcare

I LOVE OCTOPI SO FUCKING MUCH

had a dream abt tomodachi life last night and I woke up and IT'S REAL?

TOMODACHI LIFE TWO?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!!

the hunger games are like SHOCKINGLY good. they hold up so well. I almost wish they didn't bc it would mean society had improved. but alas

had dinner with my family today and kept on thinking of Son Loaf and trying so hard not to laugh

I just taught my dog how to cast spells and she won't stop using dark magic against the skinless corpse in the Torment Temple

security for the local gvt building took 30 min and I missed the timeslot for passport renewal think I might hate all levels of the gvt now

oh wizard jpeg we're really in it now

trans people across the world. one of us needs to take the L on this. one of us needs to become romantically involved with Barron Trump.

I'm gonna go to NYU, seduce, and sleep with Barron Trump, so his dad has to reckon with his son being intimate with a weird autistic queer

this is a lot of text to test the widget on neocities. aaaa eee ooo aaa eee oooo aaa eee ooo aaaaa eeeee oooooo aaaaaaaa eeeeeeeee ooooooooo

oh shit! that's my dog, name of THE SUS GUY

also gonna scream and cry and throw up (3 hr long work training after 12 hr shift)....... blows up everyone with my mind

bwaa wbbwabb abbwbwbwwwaaaaa (terraria ost)

I refuse to negotiate with terrorists (javascript)

how wthe fuck do you get the widget to work on neocities dot gov

WOAH THIS THING HAS OTHER COLORS