Sometimes playground fights are forgettable, and sometimes they make you need a root canal and a full painkiller regiment two decades later

Forever eepy is the state of adulthood

Chronically sore bitches love their heating pads (it's me I'm bitches who love their heating pads)

nobody talk to me I'm binging Balatro

I love you Star Trek for making the most insane gay characters, never change

I GOT A LAB JOB AGAIN AFTER 10 MONTHS IN CUSTOMER SERVICE LET'S FUCKING GO!

Thank you Dr. Flemming for antibiotics and thank you deities for letting me be born after the 1940s

I'm not even scared or angry anymore, I'm just numb and checked out completely. But maybe at least that'll make me effective when [REDACTED]

Happy Samhain and Halloween! What a fucking year it has been.

41 hours on my feet for minimum wages but the new Amazing Digital Circus episode slaps

I think we should have the right to challenge landlords to single combat to live at one of their properties

New job new slacks new things to hem

Hey matt and starredhalo what's going on with Tumblr now?

going through my horror movie watchlist, realizing I probably would've come out a lot sooner if I watched Jennifer's Body 9 years earlier

another day another scene of chaos

I might be stressed and broke and living in years of constant chaos but at least I'm kinda pretty smart and hot and have good music taste

Every day I'm alive is another day Chuck Palahniuk's stories become more relatable, and that's probably not a great sign

anyone who knows how to set up a laptop with Linux please hit me up, the barnes and nobles guides ain't shit and I wanna get off of windows

I GOT 4 POUNDS OF PASTA FOR 8 BUCKS AT A STORE DISCOUNT HELL YEA

I wish I were physically a cat so I wouldn't have to deal with acne, it's bullshit that my skin is showing