my master plan is all coming together... muahaha!!

FERB! I KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO TODAY!

ppl i haven't spoken to in 3 yrs obsessively gossiping about me n' my girlfriend to the point their friends told me theyre annoying as fuck

a grown ass man lacking the social skills to deal with an issue privately isn't my problem!

pee pee poo poo check

i sip on the big fat rentry document about nothing useful at all

feeling the HALLOWEEN SPIRIT

the four of clubs

wweeed! weed! weed

convergently below the ground and over

THICKLY SLICED BACON FOR BREKIE

i told my gf shes w faps

MY HEAD

oh, to be, convergenntly, below the ground and over

my hair is turning a bit curly

AAHH

i WOULD HURT A FLY!!

i hotboxed myself

oh to be, convergently, below the ground and over

catch me killin EVEYBODAY!!!!