[headphones in, office door shut] > [emerges for twenty minutes to show everyone a cool card trick] > [headphones in, office door shut]

this granny at the store really did not want me to get the sandwich with the lackluster bread, like she was really worried for me

way too excited about this out of state library card

got access to a ton of my old (10+ years ago) writing & I have been crying laughing

can all the credit bureaus kiss or something why r they always fighting over the right number

asked my coworker what she was doing here, they’re supposed to be in the other office location today….i thought it was the 12th already

nooooo my hair looks so great right now. I don’t want to go to sleep, it will not be the same tomorrow

comma splice is my best friend….

trying so hard not to fall asleep at my desk

I keep replaying this convo I had a few months back & I’m pretty sure I told this girl Twilight was set in Ohio….she didn’t even correct me

rain on the tin roof, board games, movies, ttrpgs, s’mores - this weekend was such a success

feeling so off-kilter. fingers crossed this weekend will reset my brain - cabin in the woods getaway, pls fix me!!!!!

I love you, raspberry sorbet

sometimes u have to grit ur teeth & remind urself that it’s ok to be kind of annoying & that ur friends like u anyway

going to see my friend perform in a play tonight!!!!

carrying my dread around with me like a little dog in a purse

the best and hardest part of a new post is coming up with pseudonyms that “feel right” for my friends

really missing my cats right now!!! I wish they could answer the phone

far too amused by the “oh, some dots are suddenly connecting…” expressions that my friends just made at the reveal that I’m (bi/)ace

going on a hike to a waterfall today!!!!