better forget it (forget it); who wants to be diagnosed by a slob?

call me a dome-shaped inselberg the way i was bornhardt

cried, jacked off and then poured myself vodka with juice #StraightToBusiness

you've heard of the freudian slip but get ready for the freudian ship: incest

and i hope that if i found the strength to walk out, you'd stay the hell out of my way

thoughts are the testicles of your dreams

this could be the snort of something pig

i wish to someday take a brain out and dissect it

we would ALL have to hurt ourselves if zhot wasn’t here

when i was 14 and there was literally no fandom i would doomscroll the official wolfenstein twitter

want $1,000 sunglasses? do what i do. hustle. grind. work. self-made and getting that green

never meta guy richer than me. what can i say

that is NOT dababy

youre telling me he jacked off all trades

darkness cannot survive in the presence of light. now put THAT between 2 buns & eat it!

soort vibrator in een fleshlight verhaal dit. ergens toch wel poetisch.

home depot left SCRAMBLING after customers discover this new gadget...

the first food to be committing stolen valor...

so i FUX YO BITCH in da clicky clank

sometimes you wait a little while