i think ill go completely nonverbal

wouldyoubemyfuckingboyfriend

do you think king-sized sheets are called presidential-sized in england? i should have a tweeter account.

going back to the polish mountains this summer!! so excited!!

girls and electrical towers are often easily confused

oh my god.

SHUT UP!!! My swag is swagger than You

i wish i was a boy and western european and i would drink beer on boats across france

chcę ci tyle dać, chcę byś mnie miał, chcę byś mnie miał

abraham lincoln once said, "if you're a racist, i will attack you with the north."

who'dda thunk it ?

i did not mind the taste of the eucharist

done playing through the new order for the 4th time, the old blood for the 2nd time. now she new on my colossus til i woke

master chief is now gay, black & disabled

and i dreamt that we made out! (keyword: dreamt)

get really stoned. drink wet cement

bangs do a good job of covering up the lobotomy stitches

dont ask me who i am i will name everyone i knew

my social studies teacher used " XD " in an email. love this guy

maybe for you there's a tomorrow