when i was a few months old i used to puke and cry whenever my mother would go on walks with me and i saw a stranger. nothing changes ever

"how dyou keep the weight off?" people always ask the stupidest stuff! "how dyou keep the weight off?" how bout i dont wanna talk about it!

love will tear us apart. again

men will chase after alternative girls but 70% of the time we don't even have eyebrows. go chase after our eyebrow hairs

I'm big and bald myself and I've had my share of lesbians and threesomes so I can relate.

get off The Cross, ladykins... we could use the wood!

what a fuckin day

oh, sienna, would've been cute

you gonna cancel me yeah genzimibra

'cause if you were a girl i wouldn't really care, i wish you were a girl, i hate what i just said

then i get text from mom she say i'm allergic to burger and nuggrt

happy llama sad llama mentally disturbed llama superllama drama llama big fat mama llama

performative furry contest

i (I) would (WOULD) trade (TRADE) my (MY) life (LIFE) for (FOR) a (A) night (NIGHT) on (ON) the (THE) weekend (WEEKEND)

polish drug dealer 3: i opened a portal to hell in śląsk trying to revive krzysztof krawczyk i need to close it

MAGA - MAKE AMERICA GEEKED AGAIN

the concept of a coastal rica

and then i saw jesus and he said ooooooooooooooooooo

why did (middle east) happen? does this game have any sex scence?? please say no

dark gothic woke