home depot left SCRAMBLING after customers discover this new gadget...

the first food to be committing stolen valor...

so i FUX YO BITCH in da clicky clank

sometimes you wait a little while

20 geoguessr pros go hawaii on idaho

i don't care if you think i'm a fool cause everyone else thinks i'm supercool

feel like getting murdered in a dark scary alley in Mtl in 2 weeks?

my school library still has reindeer decorations on. its the spirit that counts really. never let yourself be controlled by a calendar

"how dyou keep the weight off?" people always ask the stupidest stuff! "how dyou keep the weight off?" how bout i dont wanna talk about it!

love will tear us apart. again

men will chase after alternative girls but 70% of the time we don't even have eyebrows. go chase after our eyebrow hairs

I'm big and bald myself and I've had my share of lesbians and threesomes so I can relate.

get off The Cross, ladykins... we could use the wood!

what a fuckin day

oh, sienna, would've been cute

you gonna cancel me yeah genzimibra

'cause if you were a girl i wouldn't really care, i wish you were a girl, i hate what i just said

then i get text from mom she say i'm allergic to burger and nuggrt

happy llama sad llama mentally disturbed llama superllama drama llama big fat mama llama

performative furry contest