The closer to moving out that I get, the more depressed I am. Also started watching Pluribus and I didn't know it was about grief.

My mother wants a sleepover. I have realised I didn't have one in over a decade. Adulthood is when you forget about fun past-times.

Everyone goes 'flu season this' and 'flu season that' but I was lovesick yesterday, I'm lovesick today and I'll be lovesick tomorrow too!

It sounds a bit dystopian when my accomplishment today is to register as homeless. Who knew that you had to work for it?

My mum's coworker had an important task today - taking Batman to school. Batman looked like a confident model and was wearing a ball gown.

Today is the 'Comments? PSH! Have a novel!' which is every other day with me. One day, I will finish my blog but I said that 22 years ago.

Dear family, we really need to keep away from politics with our autoimmune psychosis. Looking at you, cousin blames Brussels for an invasion

The Tutankhamen expo in SECC was pretty brilliant. I admire the audiovisual designers and techs who worked on it. It was accessible.

I feel vaguely optimistic. Probably because I booked expo tickets for the very last day. We're living the high life.

Hey everyone - check your Warm Home (Scotland) discount as the council sent the wrong texts about it as disabilities and carers count now.

The move to Universal Credit has been finished - I just delivered the documents. Now eating cheese rolls. It's nice.

Dear Universal Credit admin team for our area, Times are weird when I want to praise you for reading and responding to messages. Cheers!

Psst @ people using Imgur as their image host - it only shows purple placeholders in UK.

I actually finished designing this page. I'm not sure if it doesn't blow up on desktops just yet but it potentially looks decent.

Had court over telephone. My landlord confused it with a soap opera and they somehow let him. We are evil scammers because we pay rent. Yep.

Universal Credit has been done. Court documents have been done. My driver's license has been ... forgotten and abandoned in 2022. Oops.

I have to supervise the Polish volleyball team because my mother is at work and would unground me if I displeased her.

Twitter tells me that it's 'admin abuse day' every week. Which admins am I meant to abuse? Should I throw rotten eggs at them?

NHS stopped playing nice. They will deliver those jabs one way or another! This time - they don't ask, they demand. I'm impressed.

I have just found out that most fonts need a separate license for personal websites. RIP people who used Arial.