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Hiya!

I'm Luc and I'm a toxic, gay ginger mess from Glasgow who is a professional, crippled disaster magnet falling head-on into a middle-age crisis. In my free time from being a sulking diva, I work with information, research, graphic & web design, photography, and 3D design and I sometimes write horrid stories that I never finish or dramatic song lyrics. Be warned that I am a chatty, wee bastard.

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cinderpunk 🙃 6 days ago

Managed to get a mobile on sale in my network. My poor mother is saved but we still don't know how a phone can just vanish! Ugh!

cinderpunk 💔 6 days ago

We searched everything - this damned phone is still missing! I could replace it since my network is having a sale but their website is down!

cinderpunk 🤔 8 days ago

Dear Landlord, thank you for randomly mailing us your bills. Do you expect us to pay them for you or to use them as a loo roll?

cinderpunk 🌈 10 days ago

Dear Prime Minister of England, thank you for making all of the UK a safer place by arresting those deviously depraved terrorist pensioners!

cinderpunk 👀 12 days ago

I think my mum's identity is that of a black hole. A black hole that eats mobile phones. She broke 2 and she lost 2... this year.

cinderpunk ✨ 28 days ago

One day I was sad and friendless and another day I made my first TikTok with spinning trees at the age of 36 because nobody stopped me.

cinderpunk 🥺 29 days ago

Loneliness and silence are killing me. Is anybody here looking for friends who are broken gay oversharers in their 30s? I can't find anyone.

cinderpunk 🧐 31 days ago

Trying to find out why is our milk spoiling faster recently and the consensus is that nobody knows but could be the delivery lorries.

cinderpunk 🤔 41 days ago

Where did my fellow Gen Y snarky and sarcastic casual oversharing broken queers go? My loneliness is almost done eating me alive.

cinderpunk 🙃 42 days ago

Turns out running errands helps derealisation. I went to the hospital blood test), sent an appellation to the tribunal and even ate dinner.

cinderpunk 📺 43 days ago

Well, Shifting made me cry. It feels like the last glimpses of reality and of real people. Sometimes, I wonder if we're all dead.

cinderpunk 📺 44 days ago

About to watch Shifty on iPlayer - dunno what it is but it mentions Tatcher and I like hating her.

cinderpunk 🧀 46 days ago

I'm sorry but this site needs a cake emote. I'm a responsible adult because I just ate cake for dinner and I have to write it with a cheese.

cinderpunk 🙃 47 days ago

I had a dream where I was Misa Amane cosplaying as Arwen like it was a fashion statement. She dated Pedro Pascal who had teenage kids. What.

cinderpunk ✨ 49 days ago

Me having to wake up in 2 hours is a problem for the later me. I'm too busy writing sad love songs and crying to them.

cinderpunk ☕️ 49 days ago

Drank coffee. Still tired. It's 2 AM and I have to be up at 7 AM. All that I did today was editing the usericon that I uploaded here.

cinderpunk 🌧️ 51 days ago

Humanity's greatest lie is that grief gets easier to manage over time. It's been 99 years and it still paralyzes me every day.

cinderpunk ✨ 54 days ago

My best informant work is at 5 AM unless it is requested by Poland because they treat anything professional as if it is a school project.

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