Hey everyone - check your Warm Home (Scotland) discount as the council sent the wrong texts about it as disabilities and carers count now.

The move to Universal Credit has been finished - I just delivered the documents. Now eating cheese rolls. It's nice.

Dear Universal Credit admin team for our area, Times are weird when I want to praise you for reading and responding to messages. Cheers!

Psst @ people using Imgur as their image host - it only shows purple placeholders in UK.

I actually finished designing this page. I'm not sure if it doesn't blow up on desktops just yet but it potentially looks decent.

Had court over telephone. My landlord confused it with a soap opera and they somehow let him. We are evil scammers because we pay rent. Yep.

Universal Credit has been done. Court documents have been done. My driver's license has been ... forgotten and abandoned in 2022. Oops.

I have to supervise the Polish volleyball team because my mother is at work and would unground me if I displeased her.

Twitter tells me that it's 'admin abuse day' every week. Which admins am I meant to abuse? Should I throw rotten eggs at them?

NHS stopped playing nice. They will deliver those jabs one way or another! This time - they don't ask, they demand. I'm impressed.

I have just found out that most fonts need a separate license for personal websites. RIP people who used Arial.

Dear internet, you can never beat Poland. There are human-sized Labubus near tourist attractions with which you can take paid photos.

I broke my server to figure out why SSL refused to work. The answer was - WordPress existing did that as it needed separate permissions.

Consider yourselves lucky that the internet didn't exist when me and my cousin made radio shows. Jokes were only about flying shitting cows.

Me, in the dream: URL-shortening services are too short-lived! Can I host one on cPanel? Me, awake: Ah, yeah, I can. ---> Narcolepsy + ADHD

I hate the concept of fediverse because everyone loves isolationism and is self-righteous about it. I guess a society is out of fashion.

Spent two whole days trying to embed fonts into CSS. The solution? Literally do so by converting the fonts to base64.

My mum had a nap and woke up confused as to why I wasn't at home since I sent her photos in the dream from my place ... in Windsor.

My mum said that my cousin is my new manager. I have no clue what he manages or what he charges but that's his title now.

It's weird but I do fancy my relatives liking what I do, because I make things for myself. Even better is when it is people that they know.