I finished another crime against humanity and I promise that the dancing animal astronauts are very relevant! https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNHpFK

Managed to get a mobile on sale in my network. My poor mother is saved but we still don't know how a phone can just vanish! Ugh!

We searched everything - this damned phone is still missing! I could replace it since my network is having a sale but their website is down!

Dear Landlord, thank you for randomly mailing us your bills. Do you expect us to pay them for you or to use them as a loo roll?

Dear Prime Minister of England, thank you for making all of the UK a safer place by arresting those deviously depraved terrorist pensioners!

I think my mum's identity is that of a black hole. A black hole that eats mobile phones. She broke 2 and she lost 2... this year.

I have evolved from making videos about spinny trees to making videos about dancing flowers: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNHbpvpGC5pJm-Gb21p/

One day I was sad and friendless and another day I made my first TikTok with spinning trees at the age of 36 because nobody stopped me.

Loneliness and silence are killing me. Is anybody here looking for friends who are broken gay oversharers in their 30s? I can't find anyone.

Trying to find out why is our milk spoiling faster recently and the consensus is that nobody knows but could be the delivery lorries.

Where did my fellow Gen Y snarky and sarcastic casual oversharing broken queers go? My loneliness is almost done eating me alive.

Turns out running errands helps derealisation. I went to the hospital blood test), sent an appellation to the tribunal and even ate dinner.

Well, Shifting made me cry. It feels like the last glimpses of reality and of real people. Sometimes, I wonder if we're all dead.

About to watch Shifty on iPlayer - dunno what it is but it mentions Tatcher and I like hating her.

I'm sorry but this site needs a cake emote. I'm a responsible adult because I just ate cake for dinner and I have to write it with a cheese.

I had a dream where I was Misa Amane cosplaying as Arwen like it was a fashion statement. She dated Pedro Pascal who had teenage kids. What.

Me having to wake up in 2 hours is a problem for the later me. I'm too busy writing sad love songs and crying to them.

Drank coffee. Still tired. It's 2 AM and I have to be up at 7 AM. All that I did today was editing the usericon that I uploaded here.

Humanity's greatest lie is that grief gets easier to manage over time. It's been 99 years and it still paralyzes me every day.

My best informant work is at 5 AM unless it is requested by Poland because they treat anything professional as if it is a school project.