I broke my server to figure out why SSL refused to work. The answer was - WordPress existing did that as it needed separate permissions.

Consider yourselves lucky that the internet didn't exist when me and my cousin made radio shows. Jokes were only about flying shitting cows.

Me, in the dream: URL-shortening services are too short-lived! Can I host one on cPanel? Me, awake: Ah, yeah, I can. ---> Narcolepsy + ADHD

I hate the concept of fediverse because everyone loves isolationism and is self-righteous about it. I guess a society is out of fashion.

Spent two whole days trying to embed fonts into CSS. The solution? Literally do so by converting the fonts to base64.

My mum had a nap and woke up confused as to why I wasn't at home since I sent her photos in the dream from my place ... in Windsor.

My mum said that my cousin is my new manager. I have no clue what he manages or what he charges but that's his title now.

It's weird but I do fancy my relatives liking what I do, because I make things for myself. Even better is when it is people that they know.

I don't know what is worse - my flu or my existential crisis ... or maybe my tendency to cure both with theoretical physics?

Goodbye, my friend. You sat with me through all of those Star Trek re-runs and now it is time for you to go and be a Big Phone in the world.

Things that I do for fun: get annoyed that I can't hear ... forgetting that I'm deaf.

I'm sortofish satisfied with a music video that I edited because it's very pre-2010, just as I wanted it to be. https://youtu.be/6TIOzUpFRJg

My better half was where my optimism was stored. He's been away on holidays for 36 years. Lazy bugger!

I miss humankind. I honestly do. We're all dead now. Just empty, lifeless husks imitating something sentient. Maybe an asteroid will hit?

I'm insanely jealous of people who have friends and/or families. At 36, I still don't know how to get either or just somebody to talk to.

I finished another crime against humanity and I promise that the dancing animal astronauts are very relevant! https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNHpFK

Managed to get a mobile on sale in my network. My poor mother is saved but we still don't know how a phone can just vanish! Ugh!

We searched everything - this damned phone is still missing! I could replace it since my network is having a sale but their website is down!

Dear Landlord, thank you for randomly mailing us your bills. Do you expect us to pay them for you or to use them as a loo roll?

Dear Prime Minister of England, thank you for making all of the UK a safer place by arresting those deviously depraved terrorist pensioners!