"your sticks randy." "skibidi skibidi dop dop dop yes yes midosugy"

ive worn aligners / retainers every night since 2019 so it feels weird as fuckkkk falling asleep after forgetting my retainers

TELETEXT IS SO FUCKING COOL

how do i convince my fiancée to make status cafe so i can jump and down next to them on yet another platform

hooked on mendelssohn from hooked on classics is such a fucking banger second only to hooked on a can can

>clicks random unnamed song in my library >sh3 vincent boss battle music starts playing at 100 volume

my "literally me" characters say nothing about me except that i definitely do eat string cheese by just fucking chomping into it

I GOT THE FUCKINNNN COMMENT BOXES TO WORK ON MY SITE THANK YOU VIRTUALOBSERVER FOR THIS GREAT WIDGET

the first day in our rp was 40k words.... as in the first in-game 24 hours. took FORTY THOUSAND WORDS

"bros built like bonzi buddy"

my vograce order came with all our teeny tiny stickers & microbe keychains WHEEEEEE

my most valuable object is my original ps2 rule of rose that my mom bought me at best buy in 2006 that ive been playing my whole life lol

MOONY FROM FROG PAMPER MOONY PLUS PASSED AWAY THIS IS THE WORST DAY

THEY ACTUALLY GAVE DAE A PERSONALITY THIS SEASON LMAO

we had a huge potluck and ate mozzarella sticks and candied fruit to watch xo kitty s2 and yell at the tv bc theyre all so irritating

"your frontal lobe didnt develop if you werent reading homeless harry styles gangbang fanfiction at 14"

MY SISTER DREW OUR BOYS AND IM SHITTINGGGGG

WE GOT A GROUP HUG WITH CHEF KENNY

put tarn DJD in hypmic

after today i will have the ULTIMATE fun surprise up my sleeve hyeh hyeh