had a dream i had a tiny snake and was transporting it home in a small tupperware filled with a little bit of milk.

spotify also needs a mini player.

we should bring back transatlantic accents.

til what a ladybug larva looks like.

watching the 6 oscar mayer wienie-mobiles race at indianapolis for the “wienie 500” is the best thing i’ve seen all week.

talents include: creating pleasing color combinations.

“i am literally just trying to ask a question” yo what the actual fuck

to anyone who’s in still high school, just know it does get better.

bananaball is my new favorite sport.

i can’t fucking deal with the neighborhood landscape leaf blowers. they’re so FUCKING LOUD

we have roombas for pools now, yet i’m still waiting for one that can handle carpet.

spotify needs a visualizer.

i’m making a banner and all the letter flags are 14 stitches but the ones with symbols are 15 and it’s driving me nuts.

my son, hoagland. “hoagy” for short.

yuki deserved that seat, fuck you red bull.

last formula 1 p1 session of 2024

should the incomprehensible be described as weird and depressing? maybe something more amazing.

not a proper holiday unless you argue with your family.

i underestimated how unstable life would be without a cat.

why’s healthy food gotta taste so weird.