"nothing echoes like an empty mailbox"(charles m. shulz)

broken mail sorting machine that leaves the same mark on almost all my postcards, my beloved.

hard to believe i fucked this up AGAIN

oops

obsessed with this post that spells musician as “

obsessed with this post that spells musician as “musitian”

nothing like a good ol fashioned tornado warning/take cover now alert to start the day.

the doordash guy tried to steal my recycling bins.

lol forgot this exists.

we're getting pandas again! ty china.

rofl just won 1000+ postcards on ebay

do poodles really need their fur to be cut like that?

sometimes the side-effects of the migraine medicine are worse than the migraine itself.

excited to see my cruise goes through the bermuda triangle.

I dont like how google auto-suggests answers to what I'm thinking.

getting existential about killing ants at 6.30am.

i just want a portfolio gallery with filters WITHOUT large empty spaces, but howwwww.

love when a new month coincides with a new week.

dislikes: italicized sans-serif fonts.

i treat you like a queen, but i'll never be your king.