it’s the time of the season when cardinals look like mini red vultures due to synchronized molting.

til there’s three currently accepted ways of pronouncing “banal”

my cat only eats the finest of treats, imported directly from england.

had to dnf this book when the author claimed we celebrate halloween as a way of memorializing the great flood.

time so celebrate the ugliest trophy in all sports, the borg-warner trophy, from the indy 500.

til “clef” is french for “key”

guess it’s time to drop that identity and leave it in the past.

had a dream i had a tiny snake and was transporting it home in a small tupperware filled with a little bit of milk.

spotify also needs a mini player.

we should bring back transatlantic accents.

til what a ladybug larva looks like.

watching the 6 oscar mayer wienie-mobiles race at indianapolis for the “wienie 500” is the best thing i’ve seen all week.

talents include: creating pleasing color combinations.

“i am literally just trying to ask a question” yo what the actual fuck

to anyone who’s in still high school, just know it does get better.

bananaball is my new favorite sport.

i can’t fucking deal with the neighborhood landscape leaf blowers. they’re so FUCKING LOUD

we have roombas for pools now, yet i’m still waiting for one that can handle carpet.

spotify needs a visualizer.

i’m making a banner and all the letter flags are 14 stitches but the ones with symbols are 15 and it’s driving me nuts.