obsessed with this post that spells musician as “

obsessed with this post that spells musician as “musitian”

nothing like a good ol fashioned tornado warning/take cover now alert to start the day.

the doordash guy tried to steal my recycling bins.

lol forgot this exists.

we're getting pandas again! ty china.

rofl just won 1000+ postcards on ebay

do poodles really need their fur to be cut like that?

sometimes the side-effects of the migraine medicine are worse than the migraine itself.

excited to see my cruise goes through the bermuda triangle.

I dont like how google auto-suggests answers to what I'm thinking.

getting existential about killing ants at 6.30am.

i just want a portfolio gallery with filters WITHOUT large empty spaces, but howwwww.

love when a new month coincides with a new week.

dislikes: italicized sans-serif fonts.

i treat you like a queen, but i'll never be your king.

rip to those lost livejournal layouts from 2003. in the age of neocities, i'd be king.

"i wouldn't wish being a 12 year old girl even on my worst enemy."

I was not made to survive in temperatures of 70 degrees or more.

wish i was as awake and active as i feel right now at 2am than i do at 2pm.