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bird ✅ 6 hours ago

migraine for 12 hours 😵‍💫

bird 😎 1 day ago

just had a conversation about "remember before blah blah technology..." at the bus stop, i'm officially Grown Up

bird ⛳️ 3 days ago

sometimes the gig is good

bird 💡 3 days ago

do you ever see the infinite amount of parallel universe possibilities stemming from one random event

bird 🐶 4 days ago

who up jurying their duty

bird 🙂 6 days ago

just realized i could've been doing whippets this whole time

bird 💡 9 days ago

you will look back and wish you had done this differently

bird 🤐 9 days ago

Unsettled

bird 😎 12 days ago

I've done an activity every day this year 😎 (so far)

bird ❄️ 12 days ago

saltines + cool whip

bird 🎤 15 days ago

"life is like improv, it feels weird and people keep giving you suggestions"

bird 💀 16 days ago

a customer invited everyone behind the counter to a gay nye party bc "it'd be great to see more lesbians there" (none of us are lesbians)

bird ✏️ 16 days ago

to use Gerry Adams as an example of Gaining Power Is Bad, you must first understand the core theory of The IRA Is Good

bird 📺 21 days ago

seeing someone watch 'the producers' for the first time and it's delightful

bird 🔥 22 days ago

smokin a joint while waiting for the bus, nowhere specific to be, weather is not-so-bad, feeling tentatively BLESSED

bird 💡 24 days ago

out of forks so eating ravioli with chopsticks

bird ✨ 25 days ago

"it's astrophysics, man, it never fails"

bird ✏️ 26 days ago

"i have conferred with multiple faggots"

bird 🎤 28 days ago

"cope? nope!"

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