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bird 🌧️ 5 days ago

you can always tell when a group of high powered elitists have been in a public bathroom bc it looks like a fuckin waterpark exploded

bird 👽 19 days ago

I CAN KEEP IT TOGETHER I STG I CAN KEEP IT TOGETHER I STG I CAN KEEP IT TOGETHER I STG

bird ✈️ 20 days ago

Las Vegas, NV // 01:50 AM // gave my girlfriend a swirlie in the hotel bathroom >:*)

bird 🎬 23 days ago

"the truth is, I'm the predator"

bird 📖 32 days ago

the last time i kept a big secret it hurt everyone but this time it will help

bird 😴 35 days ago

the ******** is making me **** *** again

bird 💡 35 days ago

in my **** **** era

bird 🙃 37 days ago

not necessarily trying my best but also not NOT trying ?¿?¿

bird 🤐 37 days ago

my worst habit ? bad habits

bird 🌧️ 39 days ago

this is the first time i've been sick in literally years and i hate it so much >:(

bird 🐱 39 days ago

whose dick i gotta suck to get my dick sucked

bird 😴 40 days ago

i do my most whackadoo fuckshit openly so when i'm home alone it's like "finally.....time to........snuggle w the cats 😈"

bird 🔥 40 days ago

if your job description involves using a weapon to subdue someone, or your uniform includes a weapon / restraints, then you're a cop.

bird 🎲 41 days ago

you ever be worried about someone you don't like because someone you love is hurting them?

bird ❄️ 41 days ago

neither getting things nor getting rid of things makes me feel better anymore

bird ❤️ 45 days ago

SOMETHING FINALLY TOUCHED ME IN A WAY THAT MATTERS

bird 🎬 46 days ago

"that's not trying, that's waiting to be stopped"

bird 🏂 49 days ago

ate a cheesesteak on top of the BONER 4EVER building #GoBirds

bird 😱 56 days ago

official PCOS diagnosis after 20 years of no one being able to tell me what's wrong

bird ✅ 59 days ago

new state (ohio) achieved !

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