it's all fun and games until you're enabling each other

"I don't like to lie but I like to be on the low"

"i'm just like really disappointed in like g-d right now"

an anti-climactic response, a calculated retreat

how u can tell the Lyft driver is gna give u less than 5 stars for smelling like oui'd: they have the window open in 30°F/0°C weather

"if you didn't ask, you can't tell"

"there's a good chance someone you love will find your body in the street"

a tumultuous letter and a harrowing phone call

snorted ketamine with a $100 bill this weekend, ama

a search warrant for my mouth

when my friends have joy, i have joy

im still not allowed to leave the country from the LAST time he was elected lmfao

generator powered tattoos at the acoustic punk show

contributing to stereotypes by buying coke with the money i made from sucking dick

??? 555 ???

trying not to flip the fuck out

gonna start referring to any time i'm walking and suddenly stop as "pulling over"

!!! 444 !!!

tattooed my hand and wrist last night and now that ive woken up i still really like it yay !!!

"stay dangerous"