it's been a year since a gang of cops kicked the shit out of me and it's finally getting better

nurturing a single avocado until it has reached ideal ripeness

AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAA GOT EM

you can always tell when a group of high powered elitists have been in a public bathroom bc it looks like a fuckin waterpark exploded

I CAN KEEP IT TOGETHER I STG I CAN KEEP IT TOGETHER I STG I CAN KEEP IT TOGETHER I STG

gave my girlfriend a swirlie in the hotel bathroom >:*)

"the truth is, I'm the predator"

the last time i kept a big secret it hurt everyone but this time it will help

the ******** is making me **** *** again

in my **** **** era

not necessarily trying my best but also not NOT trying ?¿?¿

my worst habit ? bad habits

this is the first time i've been sick in literally years and i hate it so much >:(

whose dick i gotta suck to get my dick sucked

i do my most whackadoo fuckshit openly so when i'm home alone it's like "finally.....time to........snuggle w the cats 😈"

if your job description involves using a weapon to subdue someone, or your uniform includes a weapon / restraints, then you're a cop.

you ever be worried about someone you don't like because someone you love is hurting them?

neither getting things nor getting rid of things makes me feel better anymore

SOMETHING FINALLY TOUCHED ME IN A WAY THAT MATTERS

"that's not trying, that's waiting to be stopped"