"do you get one swab or two swabs"

at a birthday party where we're learning and performing acapella rounds

bought a tiny green notebook that fits in my fanny pack, time to Take Notes

my 30s are gonna be awesome bc I'll get to celebrate another decade away from some fucked up shit that happened to me in my 20s every year

it is our duty to fight for our freedom. it is our duty to win. we must love and support each other. we have nothing to lose but our chains.

mediocre union meeting and mediocre margaritas

updated sewing project

finally obtained pants in time for the weather to change its mind

a personalized take on a classic bit

had a terrible time riding the oldest wooden roller coaster (but did it for the historical significance)

been catching glimpses of my reflection in my peripheral and not recognizing myself at first

drank, but Fine? also, helped out at the covid cautious punk raffle fundraiser movie screening :+)

it's been a year since a gang of cops kicked the shit out of me and it's finally getting better

nurturing a single avocado until it has reached ideal ripeness

AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAA GOT EM

you can always tell when a group of high powered elitists have been in a public bathroom bc it looks like a fuckin waterpark exploded

I CAN KEEP IT TOGETHER I STG I CAN KEEP IT TOGETHER I STG I CAN KEEP IT TOGETHER I STG

gave my girlfriend a swirlie in the hotel bathroom >:*)

"the truth is, I'm the predator"

the last time i kept a big secret it hurt everyone but this time it will help