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smash with one hand, build with the other :-)

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bird 🌱 84 days ago

(((29)))

bird 🔥 88 days ago

"the first step is acceptance - or is it denial? wait, is that grief - or addiction?"

bird 🌙 90 days ago

ngl i need to start looking for a *** *******

bird 🌱 90 days ago

12:34

bird 🔥 94 days ago

i got beat up by cops and all i got was the citation they gave me dismissed so they didn't have to look bad in court

bird 🌈 97 days ago

i'd rather be hit on as a girl than threatened as a faggot

bird 👀 99 days ago

when I'm in it, it's not called the cuck chair, it's called the director's chair

bird 🌙 112 days ago

sent 2 different vms to 2 different people about the same topic and they were both 16 seconds long........ what does it MEAN

bird 🌱 117 days ago

first cream, then otter !!!! what's next, bussy ????????

bird 🔥 127 days ago

everything is changing all the time and i feel like there's nothing to hold onto

bird 🌙 127 days ago

w(r)ist

bird 🌱 131 days ago

the Big Game party i hosted last night is the first party ive ever thrown w/ no alcohol and it was so successful + everyone had such fun 🥹

bird ☀️ 131 days ago

in case ur wondering who's hosting the superb bowel party this year ?? it's Me :~)

bird 🌈 137 days ago

watching pro wrestling w/ my gf while i do spreadsheets for the books to prisoners program & she conditions my boots 😌

bird 🔥 139 days ago

jailbroke my phone // jail broke my brain

bird 🌙 141 days ago

burst into tears just b4 midnight

bird 🌈 142 days ago

domestic partners // romantic comrades

bird 👀 146 days ago

*a knowing look at the camera*

bird 🔥 147 days ago

g-d's favorite for parking yesterday AND rolled my 4th perfect joint in a row

bird ☀️ 153 days ago

i keep seeing 555, you know what that means! (change is always happening)

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