scrapped my work website and feel so much better phew

(((29)))

"the first step is acceptance - or is it denial? wait, is that grief - or addiction?"

ngl i need to start looking for a *** *******

12:34

i got beat up by cops and all i got was the citation they gave me dismissed so they didn't have to look bad in court

i'd rather be hit on as a girl than threatened as a faggot

when I'm in it, it's not called the cuck chair, it's called the director's chair

sent 2 different vms to 2 different people about the same topic and they were both 16 seconds long........ what does it MEAN

first cream, then otter !!!! what's next, bussy ????????

everything is changing all the time and i feel like there's nothing to hold onto

w(r)ist

the Big Game party i hosted last night is the first party ive ever thrown w/ no alcohol and it was so successful + everyone had such fun 🥹

in case ur wondering who's hosting the superb bowel party this year ?? it's Me :~)

watching pro wrestling w/ my gf while i do spreadsheets for the books to prisoners program & she conditions my boots 😌

jailbroke my phone // jail broke my brain

burst into tears just b4 midnight

domestic partners // romantic comrades

*a knowing look at the camera*

g-d's favorite for parking yesterday AND rolled my 4th perfect joint in a row