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> smash with one hand
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bird ✅ 175 days ago

migraine for 12 hours 😵‍💫

bird 😎 176 days ago

just had a conversation about "remember before blah blah technology..." at the bus stop, i'm officially Grown Up

bird ⛳️ 178 days ago

sometimes the gig is good

bird 💡 178 days ago

do you ever see the infinite amount of parallel universe possibilities stemming from one random event

bird 🐶 179 days ago

who up jurying their duty

bird 🙂 181 days ago

just realized i could've been doing whippets this whole time

bird 💡 184 days ago

you will look back and wish you had done this differently

bird 🤐 184 days ago

Unsettled

bird 😎 187 days ago

I've done an activity every day this year 😎 (so far)

bird ❄️ 187 days ago

saltines + cool whip

bird 🎤 190 days ago

"life is like improv, it feels weird and people keep giving you suggestions"

bird 💀 192 days ago

a customer invited everyone behind the counter to a gay nye party bc "it'd be great to see more lesbians there" (none of us are lesbians)

bird ✏️ 192 days ago

to use Gerry Adams as an example of Gaining Power Is Bad, you must first understand the core theory of The IRA Is Good

bird 📺 196 days ago

seeing someone watch 'the producers' for the first time and it's delightful

bird 🔥 198 days ago

smokin a joint while waiting for the bus, nowhere specific to be, weather is not-so-bad, feeling tentatively BLESSED

bird 💡 199 days ago

out of forks so eating ravioli with chopsticks

bird ✨ 200 days ago

"it's astrophysics, man, it never fails"

bird ✏️ 201 days ago

"i have conferred with multiple faggots"

bird 🎤 203 days ago

"cope? nope!"

bird 🧀 206 days ago

eating mozzarella sticks in bed 🥰

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