who up jurying their duty

just realized i could've been doing whippets this whole time

you will look back and wish you had done this differently

Unsettled

I've done an activity every day this year 😎 (so far)

saltines + cool whip

"life is like improv, it feels weird and people keep giving you suggestions"

a customer invited everyone behind the counter to a gay nye party bc "it'd be great to see more lesbians there" (none of us are lesbians)

to use Gerry Adams as an example of Gaining Power Is Bad, you must first understand the core theory of The IRA Is Good

seeing someone watch 'the producers' for the first time and it's delightful

smokin a joint while waiting for the bus, nowhere specific to be, weather is not-so-bad, feeling tentatively BLESSED

out of forks so eating ravioli with chopsticks

"it's astrophysics, man, it never fails"

"i have conferred with multiple faggots"

"cope? nope!"

eating mozzarella sticks in bed 🥰

"presto manifesto"

did all my chores , and NOT last minute !!!

been making a conscious effort to do things in my city, and it's working !!!

"the empty hole you have instead of a womb"