just rubben and rubben on my yellow leg

being avoidant always pays off with no downsides ever

tummyache :/

cleaning my harddrive i bet it feels good asf for the computer

this weeks media diet is just all northernlion and videos of baby emperor penguins

that one friend who doesnt play about the pinfu riichi han overlap

i miss my computer (wife)

i'm so busy FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my life is just like kenshi

6 beers and mass downloading mp3s onto my computer lets make this #saturday magical

piece of grass changed the whole vibe

steam family share feels like more of a commitment to me than getting married is

i'm choosing to believe in the powers of providence just for today

i dont ever want to own anything ever again

i need good luck and prosperity ASAP

i just chopped myself in the foot with an axe but i swung so weak that it gave me a big bruise and thats all #survivor

my natural role in life is the scheming eunuch

i just tried to give a rabbit a carrot treat and it PUNCHED the carrot away and ignored it. ill just die then

stale dying vape + dr pepper zero sugar is a perfect flavor pairing much like fruit + nut is

i need to go to the casino ASAP