i miss my cute fabio...

i have feelings for my evil eunuch advisor

everybody on earth has to suffer alongside me due to mild inconveniences in my life

i need a test subject for evil/painful/unethical experiments is that so much to ask for .?

playing with my baul

i reject corniness

amputate everything below the neck

white rectangular partition

the airport is where all of humanity's evilness congregates

i'm being punished every day for being alive but its probably ok

today is the day

off the parm fries stomping my feet and clapping my hands

what i feel is the truth

i believe in luck

begging for release from my hangover just put me down atp

take my hand and lets catastrophize apartment hunting together

guy with 2 hours daily screentime on calendar app

my gaymarried domestic life with my straight coworker. his words btw

room temperature beer and xiu xiu friday #mentalhealthawareness

i would love to make it through one night without waking up from stress